alittleblackmagic: (Whee!)
Palom ([personal profile] alittleblackmagic) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-06-16 10:16 pm


[Palom has volunteered to round up zoo animals!  .......This can only end in laughter and happiness and joy.]

[action, apartments]
[There is a knock on your door!  If you open it up, you will be met by a bright-eyed cheerful child.]

Hi!  I chased a skunk onto this floor, so you might want to not be here in a few minutes.  ...Or probably now.  Maybe you should just jump out the window.  ...Anyway, see you at dinner!

[action, city streets]
[That there is an ostrich making hideous screeching noises as it tears down the streets.  Luckily, it is obeying traffic laws and staying on the sidewalk.  What is the cause for this great alarm and uproar?  ...Probably the boy sitting on its back clinging desperately to its neck.]

I-I-I th-th-thought the g-gaaaaame w-was s'posed to b-be o-over w-when I c-c-caught yooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...........!!!!

[action, park]
[And of course, there is a juvenile elephant in the park calmly eating leaves off a tree.  Everything is better with elephants.  Just when you think maybe you should call animal control or the police or something, the intrepid great mage Palom will leap out of a patch of bushes, staff brandished.]

It's a behemoth!  Don't worry; I've got this under control!  FLAREAGA!

[action, for any animal or animal-esque characters and also Relm]
[You are minding your own business probably sipping tea or meditating or something terribly innocuous when a net bashes you in the head.]

Gotcha!  Don't struggle; you don't stand a chance against the great zookeeper Palom! 


Gosh, you look a lot different than the picture they gave me.  They should get better artists.
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (Oh shi --)

Action; Park

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-17 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
*And they say HE causes collateral damage!*

Oi! Don't do that! You might --
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (You are such a spoilsport)

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-19 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
*And so it was that Kotetsu performed a textbook example of a facevault.*

Look, do you want some help with that?
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (You just live in your own little world d)

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-19 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
What, with that little net? Tell me you at least got some peanuts or something!

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overwinters: (ihr gold'nes geschmeide blitzet)


[personal profile] overwinters 2012-06-17 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ yes, this isn't quite anything Ilya expected to see out on a walk.. so she's just staring, pretty much. She doesn't seem afraid of the elephant in the slightest, even if she's curiously staring at it, and even when Palom jumps out she's still completely calm. ]

... What are you doing?
overwinters: (instead of freezing she got so warm)

[personal profile] overwinters 2012-06-20 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh, this again-- she puffs her cheeks. ]

I'm much more experienced than you, listen to me for once..! I've gotten a real memory back in which I was explaining something about magic to someone else, so I know a whole lot about it!

.. Besides, do you really need magic to capture it? It doesn't look like it'll hurt anyone..

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trustycrowbar: (What..?)


[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-06-18 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Gordon's eyes widen and he speaks with the slow, even gravitas of transcendent panic.]

You chased a WHAT, up here?
Edited 2012-06-18 03:15 (UTC)
trustycrowbar: (You stuck WHAT in the neutron beam?!)

[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-06-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, that's what he thought the kid said. Now if you'll excuse him, Mr. heroic action scientist is going to freak out a little now.]

A SKUNK!? Are you outta your mind, Palom? Do you have any idea what those things do when they're cornered??

[He hastily extracts himself into the hallway next to Palom, ready to backpedal towards the stairs.]

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nomen_est_numen: (wtf)

[personal profile] nomen_est_numen 2012-06-18 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Shen had been minding his own business on the roof of the Ermis when the net broadsided him and got tangled in his feathers.]

Whj-UNHAND ME! What are you babbling about?!
nomen_est_numen: (batshit)

[personal profile] nomen_est_numen 2012-06-19 05:58 am (UTC)(link)

[He struggles to free himself from the net, then gives up and pulls a knife to cut himself free.]

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snippysnipe: (Glare)

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[personal profile] snippysnipe 2012-06-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[A hundred yards or so down the street, the figure of an intrepid archer appears.

He draws his bow, notches an arrow, and takes aim. How poorly could this end?]
snippysnipe: (Not impressed)

[personal profile] snippysnipe 2012-06-18 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can't offer me something better than that, I'm just going to shoot the bird.

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stinglikeabat: (Insert bat pun here)

[animals and relm]

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-06-19 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Joachim flaps against the net huffily.]

The problem isn't with the artists, kid! What's the big idea?
stinglikeabat: (Insert bat pun here)

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-06-20 05:32 am (UTC)(link)


Don't even think about it!

I'm a free spirit! A man like me could never be happy in a gilded cage!

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