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Shinon ([personal profile] snippysnipe) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-06-25 10:25 pm

02 -> we were born to die


I'm sure some of you out there aren't doing so well with this infestation of monsters, so I have some good news. I have experience fighting beasts, see? And where I'm from, I was one of the greatest mercenaries alive.

Now, if anyone is interested in my services, I am willing to help. Just make me an offer. Make sure it's a good one, though. There better be anemoi involved, or else you're just wasting my time.

((Old 3% spent on archery skills and memory of fighting feral laguz.))
has_a_blog: (youre trying too hard)

[personal profile] has_a_blog 2012-06-26 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I got one for you.

How about if you help deal with these things, the monsters won't rip our apartment to shreds and you won't have to live on the street.
has_a_blog: (knight of time)

[personal profile] has_a_blog 2012-06-26 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, you got me. Have fun.
has_a_blog: (sup bro)

[personal profile] has_a_blog 2012-06-26 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
The more I think about it the less I feel like we need any more raging douchebags on our monster hunting team than we already have. As glowing as your credentials are.
has_a_blog: (derse dreamer)

[personal profile] has_a_blog 2012-06-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I'm not in the League. Have you met those flaming pack of weirdos?
has_a_blog: (oh fuck)

[personal profile] has_a_blog 2012-06-26 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's not for lack of trying.
myimmunesystem: (just a closeup)

[personal profile] myimmunesystem 2012-06-26 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have an incensed girl in an isolation suit.]

What? There are people dying out there! Isn't helping them enough incentive for you to fight like everyone else?!
myimmunesystem: (little bosh'tet!)

[personal profile] myimmunesystem 2012-06-27 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, of all the horrible, selfish--!
myimmunesystem: (*maskpalm*)

[personal profile] myimmunesystem 2012-06-28 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
They already pay us, you idiot! What do you think the room at Ermis and the stipend is for? They want us to help rebuild and protect the city!
trustycrowbar: (Totally within parameters)

[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-06-26 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of all the freaking self-important--]

You know what? Hm, you've got a point. Good talent deserves a little extra something, doesn't it? And it just so happens that I'm sitting on a little extra right now.

[Wait, is he serious?]
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[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-06-27 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Ran's been an excellent lab assistant! Didn't even ask for payment, just jumped in and proved herself an invaluable asset in computational science! We would be miles away from a cure right now if it weren't for her, and you know, it just wouldn't be right to not compensate her for what she's done for us.

Great idea, Shinon.

[Yes, he did that just so Shinon would get his designer leather breeches in a twist.]
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[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-06-28 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take my chances. I'm not a memeber of JLS because they like the way I look in spandex.