Don't let him walk all over me. Well...I'll try, but I won't make any guarantees. He likes crawling on top of the furniture, so I don't see why he wouldn't try walking on me...

[That was funny! Right? Right???]

So, uh. [cough] How do you...know so much about cats, anyway? Do you just...have a bunch, or is it, uh...something else?