["We need to train you on new arrivals" they said. "There'll probably be no reason we'll ever ask you to use it" they said.]
Yeah, we missed you too, prostate-poker. Good to know you're the same shitty bundle of rage and inner-wiggler mommy issues as always.
[The other scientists look pretty uncomfortable with the language, and are keeping a good radius around Karkat. What's been slowly dawning on Gordon after EIGHT HOURS of listening to it is that this isn't antagonism, not really. It's a language.]
[...Either that or he has completely lost his fucking mind, which is a valid possibility and one he was actually pretty comfortable with at this point. He grabs the room keycard and flips it at Karkat, aiming for the head.]
Here you go. I'm pretty sure any collection of dumbass romantic comedies you had would still be immaculate; I can't think of person-one that would touch them.
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Yeah, we missed you too, prostate-poker. Good to know you're the same shitty bundle of rage and inner-wiggler mommy issues as always.
[The other scientists look pretty uncomfortable with the language, and are keeping a good radius around Karkat. What's been slowly dawning on Gordon after EIGHT HOURS of listening to it is that this isn't antagonism, not really. It's a language.]
[...Either that or he has completely lost his fucking mind, which is a valid possibility and one he was actually pretty comfortable with at this point. He grabs the room keycard and flips it at Karkat, aiming for the head.]
Here you go. I'm pretty sure any collection of dumbass romantic comedies you had would still be immaculate; I can't think of person-one that would touch them.