[He slaps a hand over the horrible wound immediately and takes a peek at it. Okay, just a tiny drop of blood. He keeps it covered just in case, though.]

Look, asshole, you can't just catch a guy off guard like that. It just so happens that trolls have heightened combat instincts, so of course I took that as an attack. Had you foolishly fallen for my play-dead routine, I would have reflexively torn your throat out like a total badass.

[crickets]