Palom, we can't have it spraying in here! ["We?" Oh dammit. Now he's committed to this madness.] And if it sprays you, you're not going to like it, and I'm not going be the one to use vinegar or tomato juice or whatever the hell the treatment is to get it off you!

Now just put the thing to sleep and we can turn it loose outside. Or give it to the Zoo, whatever, just as long as it's out of this building!