[What do you get when you take a guy with the well-built body of a swimmer, sprinkle in some diefic genes--you know, just to stamp out any earthly imperfections there might be to his physique--stretch some skin-tight sportswear on him and have him stretch like that?]

[One stammering Quarian, that's what.]

Ah, I, I'm sorry, what did you just... Ports in the cri--Oh right! Y-you mean that native fauna come along with us!

...wait a second. They do?