The screen shows... what looks like some kind of ranch behind a familiar Peacock. Said Peacock is clad in not only his usual robes but a giant canvas jacket and a hat.
"Hullo, everyone. I discovered something noteworthy at to-day's job." The camera pans to the side and up, showing a sign reading HONEST CID'S CHOCOBO RANCH AND COMPUTER REPAIR. Then it pans down a little, displaying footage of rather a lot of birds a bit larger than he is. Then it pans back to Shen. "These animals are called 'Chocobos' and I'm told they tolerate being ridden by humans, rather like horses and, even more interestingly, I'm told they are able to scare off monsters, though I haven't gotten anything more specific than that, yet. I thought this might be of interest to the next anemoi-hunting expedi--" He's broken off as one of the Chocobos has sauntered right up to him and now headbutts his shoulder in a decidedly friendly manner.
"Ah-eh... they're... friendly...." The Chocobo headbutts him again, and then snuggles him.
"Hooo-eee," a voice behind Shen exclaims. "Whah, Ah think she lahkes yew, there, Sean!"
"Shen. My name is Sh--DO YOU MIND!?" The Chocobo has now worked its head under his jacket and is attempting to get into his robes.
"Yew'd better be keerful, it's matin' season, yanno!" the rancher chortles. The Chocobo continues attempting to molest Shen, to his increasingly frantic protests. Eventually the rancher, a hayseed-looking human, wanders over and tugs at the Chocobo's feather crest, distracting her. "Okay, okay, Beulah, Ah know he's purteh, but he's got work ta dew. G'wan, git!" He gives her a light swat and she wanders off, emitting a sharp WARK! as she goes.
Shen is ruffled and humiliated and the rancher thinks that's the funniest damn thing he's seen all day.
"Hey, whyncher tell them freinds'a yewrs ta come on down! Get half-off a Chocobo with ev'ry compewter repair!"