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[She doesn't really know that she turned on the feed for the video at the moment. The woman is just sitting there on her seat, looking into a hand mirror with a puzzled look. It might appear that she's talking to you, but... no, she's certainly talking to herself.]
Okay, let's analyze this face staring back from the looking glass! What three words can you use to describe it? Well, gee, I suppose I'd have to pick intelligent, sophisticated, and dare I say it? Charming. Here we have a picture-perfect visage of elegance that just exudes likeability. No matter how much I look at it, I can't help but feel I'd like to know more about it.
... SO, QUIZ TIME!
QUESTION ONE, WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?
Why, simple, it's Excel. ... But you only KNOW that it's Excel because you were TOLD it was Excel! How do you know that's a fact when you don't know yourself? It could be Excellen. Excelina. Excelandra Excelakova! Or Slammin Flowerchild! Anything, everything, and absolutely nothing are valid as long as you, yourself, have no friggin' clue!
And how the frick is collecting a bunch of jewels supposed to help jack with getting your memories back? I smell a scam here or my name isn't Excelorge Excelashington! ... AND AS FAR AS I KNOW, IT COULD BE!
The brain collects and stores memories in itself! Simple, then it's all still in my head, not some stupid jewels! If I just... think a little...
[Excel hits her head repeatedly, thinking that would help her reclaim some of her lost memories.]
Come on, head, remember! Remember! REMEMB-
[And... the bleeding. Followed by the screaming.]
BLOOD! BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING! HELP ME, L... ... ah?
Okay, let's analyze this face staring back from the looking glass! What three words can you use to describe it? Well, gee, I suppose I'd have to pick intelligent, sophisticated, and dare I say it? Charming. Here we have a picture-perfect visage of elegance that just exudes likeability. No matter how much I look at it, I can't help but feel I'd like to know more about it.
... SO, QUIZ TIME!
QUESTION ONE, WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?
Why, simple, it's Excel. ... But you only KNOW that it's Excel because you were TOLD it was Excel! How do you know that's a fact when you don't know yourself? It could be Excellen. Excelina. Excelandra Excelakova! Or Slammin Flowerchild! Anything, everything, and absolutely nothing are valid as long as you, yourself, have no friggin' clue!
And how the frick is collecting a bunch of jewels supposed to help jack with getting your memories back? I smell a scam here or my name isn't Excelorge Excelashington! ... AND AS FAR AS I KNOW, IT COULD BE!
The brain collects and stores memories in itself! Simple, then it's all still in my head, not some stupid jewels! If I just... think a little...
[Excel hits her head repeatedly, thinking that would help her reclaim some of her lost memories.]
Come on, head, remember! Remember! REMEMB-
[And... the bleeding. Followed by the screaming.]
BLOOD! BLEEDING! I'M BLEEDING! HELP ME, L... ... ah?