If your tech is so damned advanced than what were you doing with the howdy-doody glass-tube TV in the first place? I'll replace it as soon as I've got the money, alright? You'll be back to watching Supermarket Sweep in your underwear in no time.

[That's a false statement for the sake of facetiousness. He knows he really doesn't do that. Or at least, as far as he's aware of.]