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anemoi2012-04-10 02:07 pm
rookierabbit) wrote in anemoi2012-04-10 02:07 pm
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seventh hop
[ACTION; library]
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
[Enjoying a peaceful day at the library? Sorry, fellas, it's just been disrupted by some crazy woman in a strange, homemade book-themed costume.]
"BOW DOWN TO ME, THE BOOKWORM! SURRENDER ALL YOUR BOOKS TO ME, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!"
[Oh, no! Who will rescue them from this lunatic? Where is the brave hero--
Oh, there's Barnaby. Hard to tell behind the armor, but he seems rather displeased about all this. This is the second time he's had to deal with crazy nutcases.]
...the Bookworm? Really. Can't you get a better name?
"HAHAHA!! LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN, YOU...YOU...RABBIT! I AM THE BOOKWORM, AND YOU SHALL PAY!"
And better threats, at that. At least try to be original.
[And that's when she, yes, throws a book at him, which he dodges quickly before running straight at her. The fight, it seems, is on.]
[VIDEO, later]
[Oh, hey, look. It's Barnaby, and he's managed to subdue the Bookworm, who is currently handcuffed and snoring away on a table. He doesn't look too impressed, though at least she doesn't have a concussion.]
That's the second one I've fought this week. Does anyone know what's causing all this?
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
[Enjoying a peaceful day at the library? Sorry, fellas, it's just been disrupted by some crazy woman in a strange, homemade book-themed costume.]
"BOW DOWN TO ME, THE BOOKWORM! SURRENDER ALL YOUR BOOKS TO ME, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!"
[Oh, no! Who will rescue them from this lunatic? Where is the brave hero--
Oh, there's Barnaby. Hard to tell behind the armor, but he seems rather displeased about all this. This is the second time he's had to deal with crazy nutcases.]
...the Bookworm? Really. Can't you get a better name?
"HAHAHA!! LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN, YOU...YOU...RABBIT! I AM THE BOOKWORM, AND YOU SHALL PAY!"
And better threats, at that. At least try to be original.
[And that's when she, yes, throws a book at him, which he dodges quickly before running straight at her. The fight, it seems, is on.]
[VIDEO, later]
[Oh, hey, look. It's Barnaby, and he's managed to subdue the Bookworm, who is currently handcuffed and snoring away on a table. He doesn't look too impressed, though at least she doesn't have a concussion.]
That's the second one I've fought this week. Does anyone know what's causing all this?