Oh, hey, he's back.

[nomen_est_numen]

[video]

[Most people probably didn't even notice he'd gone missing--he doesn't socialise much, after all. At any rate there he is on the other side of your screens, looking a bit bedraggled and with a bag of ice tied to his head. He's rather annoyed, all told.]

So apparently I was knocked out by a basketball. Does anyone know how that could have happened?

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[nomen_est_numen]

[He's giving you the benefit of the doubt, right now. More fool him.]

Yes. I was in the forest not far from town and the next thing I knew I was waking up on the ground with Gordon and Joachim standing over me and telling me something about having been struck with a basketball.

[third_alternative]

In the forest?

Wow. Didn't think they'd go that far.

[nomen_est_numen]

[...]

[He frowns, and with those eyebrows it's quite the frown.]

And d'you care to tell me why you were throwing basketballs into the forest in the first place?

[third_alternative]

What? Psh, who said I was throwing them? That's just crazy talk.

I just saw them flying through the air all around town! I didn't think they'd get to the forest too.