Well, it's not my fault you can't pay attention to your neighbours. [he peevishly cuts through more of the net.] If you drag me to the zoo they'll simply ask you just what kind of insane you actually are, so I'll save you the extra step and ask you now: JUST WHAT KIND OF INSANE ARE YOU TO THINK THAT A FIVE-FOOT-TALL SAPIENT PEACOCK WHO WEARS CLOTHING WOULD LIVE IN A ZOO?!