alittleblackmagic: (Whee!)
Palom ([personal profile] alittleblackmagic) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-06-16 10:16 pm

Shenanigans

[Palom has volunteered to round up zoo animals!  .......This can only end in laughter and happiness and joy.]

[action, apartments]
[There is a knock on your door!  If you open it up, you will be met by a bright-eyed cheerful child.]

Hi!  I chased a skunk onto this floor, so you might want to not be here in a few minutes.  ...Or probably now.  Maybe you should just jump out the window.  ...Anyway, see you at dinner!

[action, city streets]
[That there is an ostrich making hideous screeching noises as it tears down the streets.  Luckily, it is obeying traffic laws and staying on the sidewalk.  What is the cause for this great alarm and uproar?  ...Probably the boy sitting on its back clinging desperately to its neck.]

I-I-I th-th-thought the g-gaaaaame w-was s'posed to b-be o-over w-when I c-c-caught yooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...........!!!!

[action, park]
[And of course, there is a juvenile elephant in the park calmly eating leaves off a tree.  Everything is better with elephants.  Just when you think maybe you should call animal control or the police or something, the intrepid great mage Palom will leap out of a patch of bushes, staff brandished.]

It's a behemoth!  Don't worry; I've got this under control!  FLAREAGA!

[action, for any animal or animal-esque characters and also Relm]
[You are minding your own business probably sipping tea or meditating or something terribly innocuous when a net bashes you in the head.]

Gotcha!  Don't struggle; you don't stand a chance against the great zookeeper Palom! 

...

Gosh, you look a lot different than the picture they gave me.  They should get better artists.
nomen_est_numen: (batshit)

[personal profile] nomen_est_numen 2012-06-21 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not my fault you can't pay attention to your neighbours. [he peevishly cuts through more of the net.] If you drag me to the zoo they'll simply ask you just what kind of insane you actually are, so I'll save you the extra step and ask you now: JUST WHAT KIND OF INSANE ARE YOU TO THINK THAT A FIVE-FOOT-TALL SAPIENT PEACOCK WHO WEARS CLOTHING WOULD LIVE IN A ZOO?!