[Yuri folds his arms over his chest, unimpressed by this logic.]

As I said, I approve of your aims, but you are aware that fighting crime on your own in this manner is vigilantism, aren't you? Vigilantism is dangerous. You could harm yourself or others, or at the very least, damage property, and you would be liable. [Damage property... There's something oddly familiar about that.]

The proper way to fight crime is to contact the authorities. You need to liaison with the local government if you are going to carry this plan out. It's not so easy to fight criminals--or "disaster and mayhem", as you put it. One can't approach it haphazardly.