Well, you see Shirou. It began when I woke up a hour and sixteen minutes after the time I had set my alarm to. I spent the rest of my morning eating a well-balanced breakfast, exercising, and after a shower that was still cold because this place is pretty lame, I pulled on my socks. After all of that, I put on my shoes and these things called legs carried me all the way out here. So I guess my feet made me think I could do that and would you believe it, they were more than capable of upholding the task.

Imagine that.