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[gandere]

✘ VIDEO;

Hey there. I decided that since things have been so boring lately, that I was going to go on a hunt against some of these monsters on my own. [ Because that's smart and safe. ] So far things have been pretty successful, but I've encountered something that.. [ Clearing her throat and with reddening cheeks, she averts her gaze from the device in hand. ] I'm not sure she's-er-they-er-she-ohgeezIdon'tknowhowtoexplainthis!!

[ Turning around the phone, she'll show the "monster" she's come across. A rather enchanting one at that. It seems Rin hasn't been noticed yet as she's able to observe her from a distance. ]

Right, so I think I'm going to attempt to speak with her now. I'll talk to you idiots later.

Comments

[ video ] not!daughter whyyy

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ she's not getting a good feeling about this why--- ]

Miss, why are you alone---?

[ video ] because a certain stupid son never takes her out on dates...

[gandere]

I'm not alone. There's another lady here. [ Obviously the weird monster and all. ] Besides, I'm not sure if you knew this about me, but I am a good fighter. I can use magic!

[ video ] she needs to talk with him.....

[thevesselofhiswish]

Ah, yes, that would be true... But she might be dangerous. [ She's worried, okay. ] Even if you can rely on magic, please be careful.

[ video ] although she probably thinks shirou and caren have something going on over rin and shirou

[gandere]

Dangerous? I think she's too pretty to be dangerous. Maybe she's one of us and just happened to get lost out here. Then when I take her home and save the day, I'll be her hero. It's like I'm her knight in shining armor!

[wontdieifkilled]

What the hell are you doing?!

[gandere]

What does it look like I'm doing, stupid Shirou?

[wontdieifkilled]

Are you nuts? What made you think you could go out there all on your own?!

[gandere]

Well, you see Shirou. It began when I woke up a hour and sixteen minutes after the time I had set my alarm to. I spent the rest of my morning eating a well-balanced breakfast, exercising, and after a shower that was still cold because this place is pretty lame, I pulled on my socks. After all of that, I put on my shoes and these things called legs carried me all the way out here. So I guess my feet made me think I could do that and would you believe it, they were more than capable of upholding the task.

Imagine that.

[has_a_blog]

[Dave's eyebrows aren't just raised, they are making a daring attempt to scale the west slope of his forehead and plant a flag at his hairline.

No words, though. Just the look.]

[gandere]

She's pretty cute, isn't she?

[ Who's oblivious? This girl right here. ]

[has_a_blog]

Yeah sure if you're into horrible hell bitches that want to eat your soul, which is OBVIOUSLY what that is.

[gandere]

No way, that's not true. Girls that cute can't be horrible.. whatever it is you said.

[ Unless they're named Rin Tohsaka. ]

[washurhair]

[Shampoo stares at the video feed and then back down to herself. It's obvious what she's looking at when she grbas her own breasts.]

She bigger than me!? Ask her how she manage to grow balloons on her chest!

[gandere]

That might be a little forward of me to say. Don't worry though, I'll make sure if they're real or not, then I can report back to you.

[washurhair]

Shampoo hopes they fake. I work hard for my body to be this nice. But good luck.

[gandere]

Well, some people don't have to really work at that kind of thing. It isn't fair, but life is hardly ever that.

[all_onis_are_true]

Wait what?! Are you nuts?! Don't just walk up to it and say "hi!"

[gandere]

Why not?

[ Maybe he forgot to check out how much of a babe that monster is. ]

[all_onis_are_true]

*It's Hiroshi. He probably wouldn't notice a babe unless she were fondling him and stripping. And even then he'd probably just get mildly annoyed.*

She's a MONSTER. You don't know what she's thinking or how she acts. You should at least observe a little longer before making any sudden moves!

[Video] What's this I see about Shirou and a his standard VN-protag harem?

[promised_victory]

[Despite herself, Arturia is slightly red in the face upon witnessing the "monster's" very, ahem, minimal choice in armoring itself. An hour or after Rin leaves to speak with it, Arturia sends a message:]

How did it go?

[Video] Just Shirou collecting all the ladies. Nothing more.

[gandere]

[ Rin may or may not be in - is that her room?

Yes, yes it is. Her room with said monster giggling in the background. ]

Great! She's my newest ally in this place!

[Video] So business as usual?

[promised_victory]

[And while the giggles are disturbing, at least Rin is safely back.]

I.... see. And you're all right?

[stinglikeabat]

Are those wings part of her outfit, or do you think they're attached?

[This is what has grabbed his attention yes. The man has his priorities.]

[gandere]

I'm not sure.. Hey, if she can fly, do you think I could ride her? That would be pretty nifty!

[stinglikeabat]

You do look pretty light. I bet she could handle it! Mind you, whether she'd like being ridden at all is another question entirely.