[Satori blinks, then immediately breaks into a smirk.]

You aren't very smart, are you? "Earth" happens to have two meanings, one of which is the planet and one of which is soil. Unlike you, I don't mindlessly jump to conclusions about this sort of thing, which is why I was asking in the first place.

And for the record, even if you did start charging for your "services" I doubt very many people would be willing to pay, especially if it's always so terrible.