[PRIVATE]

[hatefriendleader]

[Troll Valentine's Day is actually called Prevernal Quadrant Fulfillment Festival, but the concept is fairly recognizable. That's beside the point. Outside Room 311, a simple spade cut out of black construction paper is nailed to the door, so as to be less convenient than if it were stapled. In plain white writing, it says simply "TO VRISKA: YOU'RE THE WORST. FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR." A sappy old cliche. He can't help it, he's nervous. It's why he bothered attempting to do this anonymously, like a stupid little wiggler with a shallow schoolgrub crush on an obnoxious yet pretty peer. Also because he basically is that. This is the worst idea he's ever had. He wonders if it's too late to go back to the scene of the crime and remove it before she sees it. Fuck.]