nomen_est_numen: (crazy eyes)
Lord Shen ([personal profile] nomen_est_numen) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-03-20 07:23 pm
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[Action--open to non-Justice League folks, too]

It is a warm, oddly festive night, like tonight, that Shen decides to go wandering about town. He'd started in the early evening, just around sunset and by the time night fell, he found himself in a beachfront park, watching what appeared to be a Wiccan Spring Equinox celebration.

It was going well, really, he was watching the dancing and the bonfire and all... And then they decided to cap the night off with some fireworks.

...

It was difficult to tell why the very disorientated giant talking peacock
had invaded their celebration, took apart the remaining devices of incendiary entertainment and reworked them, all the while blathering excitedly about how they haven't got enough flash powder and their cordite balance is way off and where on earth did they get these nitrates... They find themselves sort of standing back, staring bewilderedly as this bird essentially remakes the things by hand...er, wing, expertly loads and fuses them, and then, for some reason, places a foot against the fuse.

He stops. Wobbles. Shakes his head. Promptly snatches a lighter from someone's hand with said foot and lights the thing before anyone can stop him. It shoots into the air and detonates with a staggeringly complex sequence of orbs and flowers...

At a height of ten feet.

Coughing on the smoke, Shen waves a wing in front of his beak. "Not enough phosphorus," he mutters.

At this point, however, since nobody wants to get the police involved and risk the discovery of a few less-than-legal aspects of their celebration (the fireworks alone being enough of a reason), someone's gone and phoned the Justice League instead. If anyone answers said call, they'll find a woman festooned with arcane symbols attempting to talk a giant, sooty bird away from their explosives.

"No, no, I have it right this time! I can tell just by smelling it..."

((2% spent on remembering the science of fireworks. Still debating whether that entails remembering inventing the cannon as well... >.> ))
stinglikeabat: (Who is this masked man???)

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-03-21 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
A giant peacock meddling with dangerous objects? That sure does ring a bell! As the guy on duty most familiar with Suspect A, the hero GRAND PAPILLON is nominated to dispense justice in the vicinity.

"I can hear the explosions from halfway across town! What exactly is going on here?"

He's trying hard to sound disapproving, but, well... he's very easily impressed by bright colors and loud noises. That's just how he rolls.
stinglikeabat: (Here to save the day!)

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-03-21 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
"That's amazing! Do it again!"

Wait, no, he's not here to encourage him, he's here to. Um. Separate Shen from the priestess and general public, right? That was totally it.

"Although... It's still pretty low for a firework, isn't it? Why don't you move up to the roofs? I'll even give you a hand with the heavy lifting!"

There, this approach is flawless. He can see no potential problems or objections at all.
stinglikeabat: (The weight of a hero's duties)

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-03-21 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Joachim hefts more explosive components than someone with his level of common sense should have access to over his shoulder and proceeds to lead the way to yonder fish hut.

"The name's Grand Papillon, by the way! Maybe you've seen me on television!"

He says this loudly, for the benefit of the priestess. The world's stupidest car chase of all time is a popular rerun on slow news days.
stinglikeabat: (Here to save the day!)

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-03-22 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
There's something appealing about the smell, but there's no time for that now! They've got bigger fish to fry, as it were.

"So there is! Let's give them a good show!"
trustycrowbar: (Angstrom Focus)

[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-03-21 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[As stated before, Gordon really never can tell what the hell he'll see outside the window. Even at night, a spasmodic but finely-made fireworks display reaches him on the tiny balcony of his apartment from over at the local park at night.

[He's curious, but a clue reaches him in the form of a sparkling explosion low over the treeline in the shape of a stylized red-and-white peacock tail.

[Wait. No, it couldn't be...]
trustycrowbar: (What..?)

[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-03-21 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn straight. He's a physicist, not a chemist, but he's not one of those isolationist idiots that avoid all things chemical. He KNOWS a carefully-crafted reaction when he sees one.]

Shen? How the hell...?