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[kaboobya]

It's been a while since I remembered anything useful--[ A pause to consider if she should tell people what she's learned in between now and then. ]--but today is different! Well, I'm not sure if this is a good day to say it because I'm told only a fool would believe anything today, but that's alright. I'm just so excited I have to get it out!

[ Placing the phone down on a desk, she steps back and attempts to twirl around in excitement. Losing her balance, she stumbles around a bit before giving the grand announcement: ]

I'm a princess! [ Ta-da! ] Isn't that cool♪ Apparently the world I rule over is called Kagura Amahara. That's right, I'm no ordinary princess! Most princesses have a kingdom, but I have an entire world. It doesn't make any sense because how can I fight if I'm a princess?

Oh! Maybe I'm some kind of stand-in princess. Like a double! [ She'll laugh as she moves to pick up the device again. ] Pretending to be the princess so whenever some assassin comes up, BAM! I get them instead! Isn't that cooler instead?

Comments

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Oh my God that's amazing! Either of them! You're so lucky!

HEADING TO BED NOW i didn't think anyone was still awake at this hour XD

[kaboobya]

Isn't it? This news just really made my day!

[ Tilting her head to the side. ]

Huh... is it news though if I've always been in this position though?

[ridethelightning]

[Ky practically panics at this.]

Y-you're a princess! My utmost apologies! To think I was so casual with you...

[kaboobya]

H-Hey! You're not allowed to get upset over this! [ HUFF HUFF. ] We didn't know and besides, you had fun riiiight?

[ridethelightning]

W-well, yes, but still...there are social standards that must be upheld!

[kaboobya]

Social standards? I thought we were pretty social together.

[ridethelightning]

That...isn't what I meant. It's more that we have different positions in society. You're a princess; I'm of common stock.

[kaboobya]

Well, is there something wrong with our current position? I thought you were enjoying it, but if you're having a bit of trouble, we can always implement a new one.

[ Nope, not getting it. ]

[ridethelightning]

[Wow, that sounds wrong.]

No! No, that isn't what I meant at all! I mean it wouldn't be seen as...well, as proper by society!

[kaboobya]

Well, no one has to know about what kind of positions we have in store. It'll be our secret in the shadows of the night!

[ridethelightning]

But...you just announced it over the public network.

[kaboobya]

Ahhh, you're right! Quick, where's the delete all button?

[ridethelightning]

It's too late now. You can't make the people who heard it forget.

[kaboobya]

I can just ask the forces who made us forget everything in the first place to have them forget this. It's that easy!

[ridethelightning]

I cannot see such a thing working so easily. A detail such as this seems too superficial for that.

[kaboobya]

Then my second order of business as a princess is to command everyone forgets that I'm a princess.

[ridethelightning]

That...would simply create a paradox.

[kaboobya]

I don't want it to be funny. [ Mistaking her words as always. ] I just don't want you to be worried.

[ridethelightning]

I...I'm not really worried, per se. I'm more apologetic than anything.

[kaboobya]

Apologetic? You don't need to be.

[ridethelightning]

But nevertheless, this means we will have to conduct ourselves in a certain manner.

[kaboobya]

I don't wanna!

You can't make me!

[ridethelightning]

[Normally, Ky would protest by pointing out social norms, but he understands that that would be futile in this situation.]

Why not?

[kaboobya]

Because I said so and whatever the princess says, you have to do it. Isn't that the way of things?

[ridethelightning]

However, this is also not your realm. Sirocco isn't in either of our worlds.