[She would find several people hiding behind chairs and under tables, a copier torn to pieces, and a crazed office worker trying to jam all the pens into his pockets]

Come to your lord and be free of these Peons who will misuse and chew you up!

[He checks the complimentary coffee, and heard the woman's voice]

Yes there is a problem!

[Office Supplinator flings the carafe right at her]

THIS IS DECAF! THAT IS THE PROBLEM!