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[After that completely innocent announcement, the Clown's been pretty quiet. However the city has not!]

*BRIIIIIIIIIING BRIIIIIIIIIIIII! WHOOPWHOP INSERT KLAXONS*

[For example: One of the few banks left open in the city is wailing out with alarms as inside an ordinary looking middle-aged man is laugh manically, shooting staples at the wall - pinning a narcoleptic security guard's lapel to the wall - he's shouting]

You said that you can have these? Not I the Office Supplinator! Hand over those pens, papers, and everything you're not suppose to have and no one will have to face - REJECTION!

[The customers and tellers stayed low, completely baffled by this crazy man but are afraid to draw attention - who will save them now?]

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[She would find several people hiding behind chairs and under tables, a copier torn to pieces, and a crazed office worker trying to jam all the pens into his pockets]

Come to your lord and be free of these Peons who will misuse and chew you up!

[He checks the complimentary coffee, and heard the woman's voice]

Yes there is a problem!

[Office Supplinator flings the carafe right at her]

THIS IS DECAF! THAT IS THE PROBLEM!

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[CRASH! Coffee dripping down her visor. God this is a weird day. She thinks. She sees she has a cannon on her arm. She doesn't know how to fire it but hey, he doesn't know that, so she points it at him.]

Freeze!

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[He stares at her completely unfazed by her armor or the command, or that the cannon is actually trained on him - instead he points at it, eyes narrowing]

Is that thing within the company specifications?