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[Action]

[After that completely innocent announcement, the Clown's been pretty quiet. However the city has not!]

*BRIIIIIIIIIING BRIIIIIIIIIIIII! WHOOPWHOP INSERT KLAXONS*

[For example: One of the few banks left open in the city is wailing out with alarms as inside an ordinary looking middle-aged man is laugh manically, shooting staples at the wall - pinning a narcoleptic security guard's lapel to the wall - he's shouting]

You said that you can have these? Not I the Office Supplinator! Hand over those pens, papers, and everything you're not suppose to have and no one will have to face - REJECTION!

[The customers and tellers stayed low, completely baffled by this crazy man but are afraid to draw attention - who will save them now?]

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[Nearby, perhaps in a dark alley, an unconscious, armored figure slowly rouses. What's that commotion? Where is she? Why is she so light-headed? Why's her head so empty?

But all confusion aside, Samus feels a compulsion from the strangest instinct: walk towards danger. Mission accepted.

She approaches the bank with as much authority as someone who has no idea who she is can, which is still a reasonable amount when you're in space armor.]

Can anyone tell me what the problem is?

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

[She would find several people hiding behind chairs and under tables, a copier torn to pieces, and a crazed office worker trying to jam all the pens into his pockets]

Come to your lord and be free of these Peons who will misuse and chew you up!

[He checks the complimentary coffee, and heard the woman's voice]

Yes there is a problem!

[Office Supplinator flings the carafe right at her]

THIS IS DECAF! THAT IS THE PROBLEM!

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[CRASH! Coffee dripping down her visor. God this is a weird day. She thinks. She sees she has a cannon on her arm. She doesn't know how to fire it but hey, he doesn't know that, so she points it at him.]

Freeze!

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

[He stares at her completely unfazed by her armor or the command, or that the cannon is actually trained on him - instead he points at it, eyes narrowing]

Is that thing within the company specifications?