Had to do it eventually.

[very_model_of]

I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian
I've studied species turian, asari and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!

...

Hmm, apparently versed in Gilbert and Sullivan. Suddenly felt desire to share this. Wonder why.

[1% spent on the above.]

Comments

[very_model_of]

Ah! A fellow enthusiast?

[trustycrowbar]

Ye-Actually I took the first semester because I was a dumb college kid and I knew those things were full of athletic girls and guys that wouldn't really be interested in them OH GOD why the hell did I just say that?!

[He's mortified to be sure, and growing increasingly worried at his own truthy incontinence.]

[very_model_of]

[Peering]

You seem unsettled. Perhaps rest is in order.

[trustycrowbar]

Yeah, maybe. Can't seem to shut up today for some reason. Maybe I'm just tired. It's been insane lately with the Lab shifts and THEN going out and then hauling in a couple of wannabe supervillains because even though it's exhausting and not all it's cracked up to be I still like the idea of being a superhero--

[He cringes and facepalms.]

Look, I'll... talk to you later, Mordin.

[very_model_of]

Will be here if you need me.