Had to do it eventually.

[very_model_of]

I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian
I've studied species turian, asari and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!

...

Hmm, apparently versed in Gilbert and Sullivan. Suddenly felt desire to share this. Wonder why.

[1% spent on the above.]

Comments

[very_model_of]

[Bowing.]

[rainbowbrush]

Are you some kind of giant singing fish?

[very_model_of]

Scientist Salarian. Just like in the song. Singing just a hobby.

[rainbowbrush]

What's a Scientist Salarian?

[very_model_of]

Salarian: Sentient endothermic amphibian native to planet Sur'Kesh.

[rainbowbrush]

...Huh?

So you're a froggy, then?

[very_model_of]

Most biologically similar species from Earth known as a "newt".

[rainbowbrush]

That's a funny word.

You're funny too.

[very_model_of]

Truncated speech patterns, comparatively rapid talking. Has been suggested before.

[rainbowbrush]

You talk really weird. How do you keep up with yourself?

[Pot, meet kettle.]

[very_model_of]

Talk as occurs to me. Increased synaptic processing speed.

From my point of view, humans seem slow.

[rainbowbrush]

Wow! So you're really some kind of freaky space frog thing?

[very_model_of]

Like humans are "some kind of freaky space rat thing". Inaccurate but with seed of truth

[rainbowbrush]

Tell me some space stories!

[very_model_of]

Difficult. Don't remember any.

[rainbowbrush]

Nooooo!

As soon as you do you have to tell me, okay?! Promise!

[very_model_of]

If I must.

[rainbowbrush]

You do, you do! I wanna hear allllll about it!