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[not_good_not_wicked]

HEY!

Long as this truth only thing is going around, I'm gonna take advantage of it.

Someone tell me where all these weirdos in ridiculous clothes are coming from! C'mon, I bet SOMEONE out there knows and just weren't 'fessing up. Well you can't hide it anymore!

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[stinglikeabat]

Are you talking about me?

[not_good_not_wicked]

I bet I am! Out with it, what do you know about all these costumed nutjobs running around?

[stinglikeabat]

We're called the Justice League! Our mission is to protect the innocent and do battle with evil-doers! If you're ever in trouble, you can find us at 6040 Jubilee Road!

[not_good_not_wicked]

The Justice League, huh? Protecting innocents and doing battle with evil-doers?

That's sounds just like what I'd say if I wanted to get suspicious people off my back. Veeeery supsicious!

[stinglikeabat]

I can't lie right now, you know!

[not_good_not_wicked]

[Good point, Joachim. Not quite fast enough, though. She's already flying over there to check out this so called "Justice League". Without her phone.]

[gaybulge]

You're not going to get a good answer when you're being so vague.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Everyone's sharing things they'd rather not and no one can lie. It's worth a shot!

[gaybulge]

So you think if you ask enough people you'll get the answer you want. Doesn't seem very efficient.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Nuh-uh. With these "Video telephone" thingies I can ask everyone at once! Super easy!

[gaybulge]

Yeah, but what about people like me? I might know what you're talking about but you're being so vague that I have no idea what you are talking about.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Whaddaya mean no idea what I'm talking about? There's all kinds of strange people calling themselves funny names and causing trouble. How could you miss them!?

[misery_hates_company]

*Ahhhh, freedom. The ability to make one's own choices. Like little acts of spite.*

As a matter of fact, you can blame a rather beastly little man who calls himself the Joker. Quite bothersome, really. I could tell you where he is, but it'd be quite dangerous, you know.

[not_good_not_wicked]

I knew this would pay off! Where is he!?

[misery_hates_company]

As a matter of fact...

*An address is sent to her.*

Oh, but if you must go, DO be careful. He's quite mad, you know. Dangerous.

[not_good_not_wicked]

That just means I'll have to punish him harder.