Jul. 13th, 2012 06:43 pm
not_good_not_wicked: (The only way to travel)
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I remembered a bunch of stuff about my home. Anyone here remembered a place called Gensokyo? Or Youkai Mountain or the Forest of Magic? 'Cuz if you do we're practically neighbors!

[3% spent on the general background info of Gensokyo. Locations, commonly known history, traditions, etc etc.]
not_good_not_wicked: (Totally ordinary)
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Marisa let the EVO-cat out of its box and into her room, which is a disaster area. Dirty plates, piles of overdue library books, dirty clothes on the floor, bed is a mess...The only part of the room that isn't hugely disorganized is a series of carefully labeled bottles of mushrooms collected from the woods.

"You expect me to live in THIS mess? I have standards you know!"

"Well, I guess it's a BIT confusing right now."

"Forget it! You can't keep me forever. The second your back is turned, I'm outta here!"

"Yeah yeah. Right. Hey, cats like cream, right?"

There was a moment of silence. "C-Cream?"

"Well I was gonna go get some groceries. But if you're just gonna scram, I guess I don't need to get any."

"Well, I suppose I could stay around for a LITTLE while..."

This was all said with the door open. Investigate?


Jun. 30th, 2012 03:51 pm
longstreakofnothing: (It's not supposed to do that)
[personal profile] longstreakofnothing
[Hey, everyone. It's Theta Sigma again. He looks a bit... annoyed.]

'Allo. I've got a question.

[He hefts a little brown and white kitten into view.]

Anyone want a cat? I can't handle this animal, I just can't--

"That's 'cuz you're a wuss!" [Yes, that tiny voice came from the kitten. It TALKS.]

You can see why, can't you?

"You just can't handle my sheer good looks and virility! You're threatened, human! Threate--oo!" [This last happens because he drops the kitten into a box.]

Otherwise, he's a perfectly normal kitty. Collar says his name's 'Mittens,' but I don't think it fits 'im. If you take 'im off my hands you can name him whatever you want.

"box box box box box box box box box...."


Jun. 25th, 2012 11:34 pm
not_good_not_wicked: (Okay maybe not ENTIRELY sober)
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[Marisa's trudging back to the Ermis Suites, dragging her broom behind her. That alone is worthy of note as she is normally very energetic, and she normally flies just about everywhere. On top of that, Marisa and her clothes are battered and dirty. Except for her hat, which is somehow spotless.

Somehow she didn't run into any EVOs on her way back to her room, whereupon she proceeded to collapse face first onto the bed and fall asleep. Looks like being an EVO yourself and going on a rampage really takes the bounce out of your step.]
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["Delivery for Mister Shen..." A courier delivers a bizarrely-shaped package for the bird in question, who is still under observation at the Labs. This object turns out to be a Chinese lute.]

[He's festooned with sensors and still looking rather tired, but Shen finds a comfortable place to sit and stretches, cracking the knuckles... of his... feet.... That done, he picks up the lute and strikes a few chords on it, a wing pressing the frets and a foot strumming the strings. It's a somewhat contortionist style of playing, but appears to work. His playing is passable, even pleasant. His singing, on the other hand, is a bit... rusty.]

[For the next twenty minutes, Shen plucks at those strings and warbles in Chinese, his voice occasionally cracking in a truly avian keeeeOWW. Folks can understand the words, though the metaphors are pretty difficult to parse, seeing as he's probably the worst lyricist this side of the legendary Song So Poo, Court Composer for the Kantwin Dynasty.]

[Pity anyone stuck in the observation room with him.]

[EDIT: As though that weren't bad enough, he and Gordon are now singed, torn up, bruised, and twitching messes. While Shen may still be in the observation room, Gordon's in the lab at large. Oh, dear.]
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[After hearing about the monsters and witnessing Ran's pyrotechnics, Shen went on to see what all the hubbub was about. He's already encountered civilians screaming and running from horrible slime creatures and another one beating a giant bug senseless with an umbrella. In some ways, it looks like someone took 'normal day in Sirocco' and cranked it up to eleven.]

[He rounds the corner and passes a cafe with a giant hole in the wall and is nearly to the end of the block when the wave of dizziness hits him. He staggers and leans against a lamppost. Panting and nauseous, he has maybe a moment to wonder what the hell is happening to him before he blacks out.]

[Instead of falling to the sidewalk like any normal being, however, his senseless form twitches violently and, with a terrible wet cracking and a tearing of fabric, he changes, transforming into a ten-foot-tall monstrosity. Two pairs of sparse, pointy wings beat the air while a third pair curl inward, the claws at the end twitching. The feet develop foot-long talons, the legs bend unnaturally at two pairs of hips, the tail becomes a thrashing, barbed whip. Three glowing red eyes flick open and the beak opens, displaying row upon row of sharp teeth, emitting a horrific, multitoned squawk.]

[This creature that used to be Shen gouges at the sidewalk with its talons as people flee, screaming. Its wings snap outward and it takes to the air. Is it leaving the city?]

[No such luck. It folds its wings and dives, talons outstretched, into a crowd that attempts to scatter. Its shriek can be heard for nearly a mile.]
stinglikeabat: (The weight of a hero's duties)
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I finally remembered the rest of what happened with that Rasputin fellow. Or most of it, at least! I'm still not entirely sure what was up with that fellow. Some sort of demon cult nonsense that got out of hand, I suppose. The important part is that he didn't get to destroy the world. Sure, he wasn't the only one trying to do it, but I'm not that worried about what's happening back home. If Yuri and the rest of them are still around, humanity's in good hands!

Shame about that big castle of his crumbling, though. It was pretty nice, aside from all the screaming oozy monsters everywhere. And that layout with all the switches... Sure, it slowed us down and all, but I can't imagine living there! It wasn't actually that nice, but it flew, so I'm giving him points for style at least.

And speaking of style, has anybody seen a crocodile lying around? It's about three meters long, not counting the tail. And it's dressed like a pirate. It's pretty hard to miss, just call me or text me if you see it around!

((OOC: The crocodile, while stuffed, is currently animate due to mysterious circumstances. It will be threadjacking and/or hanging around in goofy poses in the comments.))
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[Hector holds up a cord, with a tuning fork danging from it, the handle of it look like coral, and so rough it'd probably cut open the hand of anyone who holds it too tightly]

Found this on my bed, it's mine. It seems like I have some special powers.

[He grins cockily]

This baby helps me focus, buried treasure, people trapped under the rubble, secret passages? Just let me give it a whack and I'll find them in no time flat! Don't think about yoinking it, it only works for me and me alone! I knew I'm not some ordinary person.

((1% on cavity/buried item sensing, 1% on "having a special destiny" - 5% total. Mood is Manic))
not_good_not_wicked: (Okay maybe not ENTIRELY sober)
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Hey Shirou, guess you had my memories. Also I totally called it, she WAS up to no good.

Now to figure out how to laser.


Jun. 4th, 2012 09:34 pm
alittleblackmagic: (Whee!)
[personal profile] alittleblackmagic

I knew it!  I knew I was incredible!  I can fly!  I can fly! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Well that was disturbing.  Someone stop Palom before he leaps off the top of the apartment buildings.  Luckily, he seems to be taking some time looking extraordinarily constipated intense as he tries to summon up the gigantic storms he remembers conjuring to, uh, save his life from a planet filled with... burning oil?  Whatever.  The point was, he could fly!

No really someone stop him he's about to jump.]

Aero!!  Aeroraga!  AERORAROGA!!! Why isn't this working?!

not_good_not_wicked: (Fuck you pal)
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My childhood sucked. Paralyzed with a pet bird as my only friend? Dead parents? An arranged marriage with some wussy kid I barely knew anything about?

I sure as hell wouldn't put up with someone trying to marry me now!

[Lillith's memories.]
faithful_kitsune: Oh I'm sorry (apologetic)
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Ah, hello! I was wondering if anybody else was having some odd memories. Only I just remembered now that I had a second... shall we say "apprentice" of sorts, but it does not truly make a lot of sense. One is a mouse, one is a cat. Surely the two would clash, would they not? Or is that just a silly myth? Oh, I simply haven't been the same since that strange device seemed to rush into me.
not_good_not_wicked: (I am totally sober)
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You can relax, everyone! I dealt with the incident that was causing all those weirdos to run around! No more random men attacking you with salt shakers on the street.

Oh yeah, and I guess a few other people helped. Either way, this sounds like a good reason for everyone to have a good time.


Rin! Rin Rin Rin! You were right! There's a drinking age! Most bars won't let me get anything with booze in it! This is awful!
canthandleacape: (And I've got a lousy memory.)
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Who: Gordon Freeman, The Joker, Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, Marisa Kirisame, Mokona, Supernova
What: Punching the snot out of the Joker and recovering Mokona
When: May 11th
Where: Joyce's Lucky Clubs, a defunct casino equipment manufacturer
Notes: Mixed in with the coinage from the slot machine are some anemoi; enough for 2% for everybody.

ITP: Not a whole lot of dignity.


May. 9th, 2012 05:47 pm
youkai_of_the_tiger: (Soooo drunk)
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[Time for a mingling, CR-getting post! And by that I mean DRUNKEN ANTICS.]

[On her second night in Sirocco, Shou is getting to know the populace by way of a good old-fashioned pub crawl! If you're known to frequent the drinkier parts of town, she can be found at various bars of more questionable repute (the ones that won't turn someone away for not knowing their age and looking like a teenager), laughing loudly and being drunkenly sociable and occasionally stopping to ask questions like "what's a Sex on the Beach?" to complete strangers. If you are NOT known to frequent the drinkier parts of town, you may regardless encounter a staggeringly drunk teenage girl wobbling down the street late at night, by herself, in search of new bars.]

[Encounter? Bother? Get bothered by?]

+1 ideas

May. 2nd, 2012 08:14 pm
not_good_not_wicked: (Totally ordinary)
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Long as this truth only thing is going around, I'm gonna take advantage of it.

Someone tell me where all these weirdos in ridiculous clothes are coming from! C'mon, I bet SOMEONE out there knows and just weren't 'fessing up. Well you can't hide it anymore!
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HEEEEEEEEY everybody! I am Tsuruya, and I come here with a list of demands! I hearby order everybody out there to give me the answers to the following megas important, life-or-death questions! You will not fail to give me these answers, because you can't not give me these answer! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And so, I demand the following out of all of you!

- Favorite color! (Green!)
- Favorite ice cream flavor! (Mine's mango!)
- Favorite animal! (I love cats!)
- Your biggest hope for the future! (I wanna be an idol, or a doctor, or an idol doctor! Hahaha!)
- Whatchya do in your free time! (Caligraphy, watching movies, and going shopping! Hooray!)
- What kinda guy or gal you'd wanna date! (I want one with a sense of humor, but with his feet firmly planted on the ground, and who listens to everything you say!)
- And finally, boxers, briefs, or none of the above? (Panties, of course! Hahahaha!)

And you are gonna tell me... NOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
snippysnipe: (Shinon being Shinon)
[personal profile] snippysnipe

Looks like I'm going to be blurting out everything I remembered just like the rest of you idiots.

I come from the continent of Tellius. There were normal people like me there, but there were also stinking half-beasts we called sub-humans. Well, some people called them laguz. I guess that's the proper word. Anyway, they were half-animal, half-human, and they could take full animal forms to fight. Complete savages, basically.

Here's the confusing part. I was fighting alongside these smelly freaks as part of some Laguz Alliance. I don't get why. I must have been blackmailed or pressured into it. It's like some kind of stupid joke that this is the first thing I remember. It almost makes me sick to my stomach.

Something a little better--I learned that I'm a master archer. Probably the best on the continent. I always knew I was the best at something, but it feels good to figure out what, exactly.

((2% spent on sparse knowledge of Tellius, the laguz, and his fighting role in the Laguz Alliance.))
ridethelightning: (Resolve)
[personal profile] ridethelightning

...I feel compelled to speak. I don't know why, but I do.

I remembered something else. I watched...I watched my mentor die. He fell in battle, to a sworn enemy. I challenged her upon his fall, but I lost.

If...anyone would like to see me, I will be in my apartment.
not_good_not_wicked: (Totally ordinary)
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There are some rather deep woods shortly past the edge of Sirocco, and any of you adventurous types who go out there can find Marisa walking around with a basket full of strange looking mushrooms and not a care in the world.


Hey guys, check this out!

[She pulls out a smallish metal bottle that looks suspiciously like a homemade grenade.

Throwing it reveal that it IS a grenade! There's an explosion of some kind of light blue gas that leaves a blast mark on the ground]

Isn't that cool!?

[2% spent on uses of magic mushrooms.]


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