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[wontdieifkilled]

[Video]

...Hey, um, is anybody out there capable of, well...firing gigantic laser beams? Because I know I'm sure not. I can't fly, either.

But above all else, I wouldn't be fighting a Buddhist priestess who's trying to spread love and peace. I'm more likely to team up with her than fight her.

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[not_good_not_wicked]

What if she was up to no good?

[wontdieifkilled]

How would someone like that be up to no good?

[not_good_not_wicked]

You never know with those religious types.

[wontdieifkilled]

...I can think of one person who fits that mold, and she was. Uh. Very obvious.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Well there you go. For every obvious one there's five more you don't see.

Or is that spiders?

[wontdieifkilled]

I'm...pretty sure that's rodents, actually.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Spiders, rats, whatever. Point is just cuz there are gods is no reason to go around worshipping them.

[wontdieifkilled]

I'm not very religious, so I can't say. Bit you should watch who you say that kind of stuff around.

[not_good_not_wicked]

[She's barely paying attention to Shirou.]

Actually wait, does Buddhism even have gods? Maybe it's one of those weird religions that's more about contemplating your navel.

[wontdieifkilled]

...You didn't hear me, did you?

[not_good_not_wicked]

Yeah yeah careful what you wish for right. Do you know anything about Buddhism?

[wontdieifkilled]

[Sigh.]

A little bit. A classmate back home lived in a temple. I can't remember his name, though.

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona has a laser skill!

She uses it to wake up sleepy friends in the morning.

[wontdieifkilled]

...You what.

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona just had to tell them she would do it, and everyone got out of bed really quick!

[wontdieifkilled]

...Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

[gandere]

Well, I'm sure I could do both of those things if I really put my mind to it. [ Just saying. ] And wait, who said you can team up with someone like that!? I won't let you! You hear that? You're banned from teaming up with priestesses!





Regular priests are fine though. I suppose.

[wontdieifkilled]

Show me when you can.

Hey, wait, what? Why are priests okay but priestesses aren't?

[gandere]

Because that's what I said.

[ Seriously Shirou. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

But that doesn't tell me anything...

[gandere]

Can't you just take my word for once? Life would be a lot easier if you weren't questioning every little thing I say.

[wontdieifkilled]

Sorry. It's just that sometimes you come off as arbitrary.