[Most people would object, but Theta Sigma doesn't seem to care.]

'Allo! Here he is!

[You've probably never seen anyone so glad to hand over a kitten. Usually people make sad sounds and extract promises from the receiver to take care of the wee thing and wibble meeble eef. Not so this fellow. He picks up the box and holds it out as though handing over radioactive material.]

"Yer gonna regret this, Skinny!"

[And that would be why.]

Have fun!