longstreakofnothing: (It's not supposed to do that)
Theta Sigma ([personal profile] longstreakofnothing) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-06-30 03:51 pm


[Hey, everyone. It's Theta Sigma again. He looks a bit... annoyed.]

'Allo. I've got a question.

[He hefts a little brown and white kitten into view.]

Anyone want a cat? I can't handle this animal, I just can't--

"That's 'cuz you're a wuss!" [Yes, that tiny voice came from the kitten. It TALKS.]

You can see why, can't you?

"You just can't handle my sheer good looks and virility! You're threatened, human! Threate--oo!" [This last happens because he drops the kitten into a box.]

Otherwise, he's a perfectly normal kitty. Collar says his name's 'Mittens,' but I don't think it fits 'im. If you take 'im off my hands you can name him whatever you want.

"box box box box box box box box box...."
not_good_not_wicked: (Hey free spellbooks!)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-30 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, a talking cat. Cool.
not_good_not_wicked: (That coulda been anyone's spellcard)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-30 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Any proper magician needs some kinda familiar, and talking cat is classic material. Yep, this'll do nicely.
not_good_not_wicked: (The only way to travel)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-30 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)

[About a minute later, the door is flung open. What is this knocking thing everyone keeps talking about?]

Here to pick up one faithful familiar!
not_good_not_wicked: (Totally ordinary)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-30 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[She takes the box, nods thanks, and is on her way again.]

Oh don't worry, I think we're going to be best friends.
Edited 2012-06-30 22:46 (UTC)
trustycrowbar: (What..?)

[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-06-30 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...How did that thing not turn back after we set off the signal?
trustycrowbar: (Coffee)

[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-07-01 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
That signal should have changed everyone back... well, Rex DID mention that some of these EVOs will be incurable. Maybe Schrodinger here, is one of them.
trustycrowbar: (Totally within parameters)

[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-07-01 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He snorts a laugh.]

You and me both. You find anyone to take him in yet? Don't take that as an offer, by the way. M' not exactly a cat person.

[Especially not THAT cat.]
thevesselofhiswish: (Default)


[personal profile] thevesselofhiswish 2012-07-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the first time I see a talking cat. [ She does smile a little at that. ]