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[Hey, everyone. It's Theta Sigma again. He looks a bit... annoyed.]

'Allo. I've got a question.

[He hefts a little brown and white kitten into view.]

Anyone want a cat? I can't handle this animal, I just can't--

"That's 'cuz you're a wuss!" [Yes, that tiny voice came from the kitten. It TALKS.]

You can see why, can't you?

"You just can't handle my sheer good looks and virility! You're threatened, human! Threate--oo!" [This last happens because he drops the kitten into a box.]


Otherwise, he's a perfectly normal kitty. Collar says his name's 'Mittens,' but I don't think it fits 'im. If you take 'im off my hands you can name him whatever you want.

"box box box box box box box box box...."

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[longstreakofnothing]

[Most people would object, but Theta Sigma doesn't seem to care.]

'Allo! Here he is!

[You've probably never seen anyone so glad to hand over a kitten. Usually people make sad sounds and extract promises from the receiver to take care of the wee thing and wibble meeble eef. Not so this fellow. He picks up the box and holds it out as though handing over radioactive material.]

"Yer gonna regret this, Skinny!"

[And that would be why.]

Have fun!

[not_good_not_wicked]

[She takes the box, nods thanks, and is on her way again.]

Oh don't worry, I think we're going to be best friends.