The Girls Who Talk To Goats (and the men who assist them)

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

WHO: Tsuruya, Yuyuko, and sucker Kyon, with special guest NPCs!
WHAT: Seeing a guy about a goat.
WHEN: After one of Tsuruya's restaurant shifts.
NOTES: Rest assured, Frank is nowhere in sight.

Tsuruya hums to herself, her purse swaying by her side. She already has an idea of how to approach this goat issue, but she still needs to talk to the farmer in case there are any, well, extra points she should keep in mind. She CAN be impulsive, but things like these where somebody's important pet is at stake require a weeee bit more planning.

She is a bit concerned about how she's going to GET the goat if it turns out to be feisty, but she's certain something will come along that will provide a solution. Just gotta be positive!

Comments

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh, what she wouldn't give for some popcorn right now.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

"Ooh, the goat's goin' to you, Kyon! Catch it! Catch it!" Tsuruya cheers, moving offsides so it doesn't try to go off course.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

OH, COME ON! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

Kyon tried to juke to the side so he wouldn't get gored, then tried to tackle it once it got within range.

[anemonsters.livejournal.com]

Bounding nimbly to the side to not be caught, the goat manages avoid being caught. As well as take a huge bite at Kyon's jacket. As it looked completely delicious.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

"Hahaha! Your coat must be made of petunia or something, Kyon!" laughs Tsuruya. Still, she takes advantage of this to sneak up ever. So. Slowly on the goat. She puts a finger up in front of her mouth. Shhhhh.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

"WHOA!" Kyon tumbled away, and scrambled to his feet.

Dammit! Why the hell did evolution create a living garbage disposal, anyway? What practical purpose does eating clothes serve?!

...But then an idea dawned on him. Maybe he could use this to his advantage? He took his jacket off and began to swing it around.

If I yell "Toro!" I give full permission to someone to smack me.

[anemonsters.livejournal.com]

The flapping was annoying as hell, but hey. Free food. The goat made its way towards the jacket and in a sudden burst of speed, bounded for it!

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

"Be careful! Those horns look awfully sharp!"

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Oh man, this is even better! "OLE!" Tsuruya shouts before breaking into giggles. This is the best goat hunt ever.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Here it comes OH SHIT IT'S COMING FASTER NOW!

Kyon yanked the jacket back, but he yanked too hard -- he ended up spinning in a full circle before he could leap at the goat again.

[anemonsters.livejournal.com]

Oh yay, easy food! It missed landing on Kyon and grabbed the jacket. With the piece of clothing in its mouth, it comes to a stop a few paces away and chews on the jacket contently.

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

Success! Yuyuko applauds politely.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

"Nice sacrifice move, Kyon! Let's get it while it's pacified!" Tsuruya suggest, thumbs up before approaching the goat again from behind. "I'm gonna tackle it," she whispers to Kyon, before bracing -- and pouncing.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Dammit, that wasn't supposed to be a sacrifice!

Kyon rolled with it for the time being. He tried to keep the goat focused on him by moving around.

[anemonsters.livejournal.com]

Oh yes it was! And it was completely delicious. The goat is now ignoring anyone that isn't coming at it to take the food away. Though the second someone comes to close...

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Kaboing! Tsuruya springs, leaping onto the goats back! "Iiii gotchas! Come on, give it up!" she shouts, grappling it.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, Kyon just bides his time, waiting for Tsuruya to catch it.

[anemonsters.livejournal.com]

Oh no, the thing with the grass hair didn't just do that. Nothing gets on its back and stays there. The goat starts to bounce and buck around, trying to dislodge the thing.

...All the while keeping the jacket in its mouth.

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

"You can do it, Tsuruya! Show that goat what's for!"

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Because I can, background music! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMA1uC0bULM)))

"Whoooooa! Ride 'em cowboy!" Tsuruya clings on for dear life, trying her best to wrestle the goat down to the ground. It sure is a feisty fellow, though! "Hahahahahahahahaha oh man Kyon help me out!"

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Kyon moved in closer, careful to avoid being gored by the goat's horns. He then took a leap at it as well. Hopefully the extra weight would pin it down!

[anemonsters.livejournal.com]

"MEEEEEH!" What the hell were these two doing?! The goat was completely unhappy and couldn't manage to stand up under the weight of Kyon and Tsuruya. It falls to its knees and makes unhappy noises.

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

Once the goat is good and caugh, Yuyuko steps forward, looking very friendly and appreciative. "I knew you could do it! What an amazing display of skill and valor."

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

"Thanks Yuyu-hoo! Hey, Kyon, let's get this guy back to the farmer! Maybe we'll get lucky and get some anemoi!" Tsuruya replies cheerfully. She shifts to try to get off the goat so she can lead it by the scruff. ...Or possibly even by the jacket, seeing how devoted it is to munching that thing.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Kyon, likewise, tries to get off the goat. But he gets to the jacket first, trying to tug on it.

Dammit, I'd rather not have to buy another jacket here!