Flush 1 - [video]

[princeofmaggots]

[There's a faint buzzing on the audio, like that of a fly spinning around in a room, but eventually the video feed turns on. The image of a ridiculous looking penguin relaxing in the middle of a garden slowly comes into view. It is quite a dapper looking one with that fancy getup there.

Eventually the creature starts talking.]

Hello there fellow amnesiacs. Those men at the lab told me to contact the rest of you after being so rudely kicked out. Tsk, is good service really that fucking hard to find? And the nerve of not giving me anything to eat!

[The bird pulls over a burlap sack and starts to eat the contents. It looks suspiciously like dirt...]

I guess introductions need to be done? I'm called Beelzebub, a pleasure to meet you all... I guess. Could someone quickly explain what these blue creatures that the lab warned me about? I did not see anything blue on my flight here though there was some strange commotion on the streets earlier. All I got from those lab workers was that I might become a tasty meal for them. Ha, as if I would let a so called demon even get close to the great me.

Comments

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

I ain't sure if they're demons or what. I hear they're really megas tough, though, so I wouldn't go underestimating them.

Hey, you're kind of an interesting looking guy though! You're the second talking bird I've seen around here!

[princeofmaggots]

Ahahaha, I'm sure I might have a majestic power to defeat them since I'm so great. But thank you for the warning, my fair lady. I will treasure your knowledge.

A fellow kin possibly exists here? This is quite exciting news! I am quite sick of seeing all these non-feathered faces. No offense of course.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

None taken! I getchas! I'm Tsuruya, by the way!

[princeofmaggots]

Beelzebub, at your service. I would shake your hand but... [His only clean flipper-wing-thing waves towards the camera.]

Tell me lovely Tsuruya, is there a restaurant near by that sells curry? This snack I found does not quite fill the stomach.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Hmm, I don't much thinks the place I work at gots the stuff. Oh, oh, oh! But I did see a place downtown that looked good! What kinds of curry we talking here? Indian, Thai, Japanese?

[princeofmaggots]

Oh! You know your curry well! Though all curry is magnificent and equal in my eyes, I'm craving for one with enough spice to lock a man in a bathroom for hours if that helps narrow it down. Or just Japanese curry if you can't think of one.