hasagoldsuit: (⇝ sarcastic)
Moist von Lipwig ([personal profile] hasagoldsuit) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-02-29 06:47 pm

second con | A new kind of rain

[He hadn't been listening to the weather much. In between finding out about his new roommate (oh, great, he'd have to work harder to keep from getting caught) and getting himself a lovely collection of signatures from some random people off the street (as well as their money), he didn't have time to do so.

Then again, it isn't like anyone could have predicted that the sky would rain green slime, of all things, on the one night that he finds trouble trying to get back to his room. And since he didn't find a safe place to wait out the storm in time, let's just say Moist is now more than moist, and his suit has now been ruined.

Oh, look, everyone. There is now what is apparently a green slime monster making its way to the Ermis Suites. Dare attack it?]


[VOICE]

[There's a fair bit of background noise on this one before Moist speaks up. One can probably make out the words "bloody hell", "gods-dammit" and other such colorful words and phrases. It was his second-best suit, after all--the best one is the golden suit he'd arrived in that is now in his closet, along with quite a few tools for the amnesiac criminal.

Then, finally...]


Anyone know how to get a rather large amount of green slime off a very expensive suit? And while we're at it, off your...everything else as well? Why would it even be raining green slime in the first place...
alittleblackmagic: (Default)

[personal profile] alittleblackmagic 2012-03-03 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah? Then what's the human pledge of humanness that all humans learn when they're five?
alittleblackmagic: (Scheming)

[personal profile] alittleblackmagic 2012-03-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Wrong! The answer is...

[Palom obviously is struggling to make something up.]

Humans are awesome; humans are great. Monsters suck and should all be destroyed!!...Destroyerate.
alittleblackmagic: (Hmm)

[personal profile] alittleblackmagic 2012-03-04 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have parents, and I still know it. Your excuses won't save you!