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[gandere]

✘ VIDEO;

[ This is one Rin Tohsaka with her hair down. It doesn't look messy, but it's unlike her. Don't worry, the set comes complete with a scowl that can make most boys her age run away in fear. ]

I dropped my hair brush outside my window. [ Okay, more like she threw it at some idiot passerby who was making too much noise, but it's along the same lines. ] And I know what will happen if I step outdoors myself.

[ Her wardrobe consists of short skirts only after all. ]

So I'll make a deal with one of you idiots. Well, whichever idiot can actually complete the task I'm giving out. After all, I'm sure most of you will try and inevitably fail because you all are stupid. [ Maybe putting her hair up in twintails helps relieve the tension or something... ] I have Anemoi. Yes, those stupid gems you turn in for memories. I don't need them, but I do need a hairbrush.

You get what I'm saying, don't you?

[ The bratty magus Rin Tohsaka has asked you to deliver [1] Hairbrush to her. In return, you'll receive [3] Anemoi all worth 1% each. Should you accept this quest, expect your reputation with humanity to decline slightly and your tolerance levels to fade. She hoards Anemoi like the selfish girl she is by the way. ]

Comments

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Um, if you want someone to do something for you, you ought to be a little more polite.

[Video]

[gandere]

[ Shirou, you stupid bastard. ]

I'm offering to pay them for the task. I don't really have to be nice about it, now do I?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

The fact that you're offering to pay them shows that you need someone to do this for you. Treating people who might do it for you badly is just going to make them not want to do it.

[faithful_kitsune]

What horrid manners! You should show more deference towards those you are making requests of! Honestly, do not tell me you lost basic decency in addition to your memories!

[gandere]

You sound like someone who's incapable of the task. [ Without skipping a beat: ] Why are you wasting our time again?

[Video]

[gandere]

[ ... ]

Shirou, if you ever want to go on another date with me again, you'll get me a hairbrush.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

...Okay, okay! I never said I wouldn't do it!

[faithful_kitsune]

I should think the better question is why you are wasting MY time with your petty request if you are so incapable of being civil about it. Perhaps you should go get your hairbrush yourself like a responsible individual instead of attempting to harp at others to do the task for you! What are you, an infant?

[Video]

[gandere]

[ Wait a second. Suddenly tossing the phone across the room so he can't see her, but boy can he still hear her. Bet he's glad he moved out. ]

YOU CAN'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M LIKE THIS!!

[gandere]

[ Rin's at least in her terrible two stage. ]

You could have just ignored the call. You could have chose to not answer it. Instead, you decided to go against your better judgment and do so. Don't fault me for your own stupidity.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Whoa, what the hell?!

[Shirou is now holding the phone at arm's length.]

What was that about?!

[faithful_kitsune]

I am simply stating the facts. You are a spoiled child, and if you are going to harangue everybody over the phone with your incessant whining, then you should fully expect me to treat you like the spoiled child you are. Oh, I pity your mother, whoever she is, for having to deal with your temper tantrums!

[Video]

[gandere]

[ HER HAIR. It is not in the typical tsundere fashion and therefore is a weakness. ]

It's my hair, you idiot! Didn't you notice!?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Huh?

...Okay, yeah, I noticed. But why are you making a big deal about it? You still look fine with your hair down.

[planet_rin]

Cool story, sis.

[gandere]

What's so cool about it?

[Video]

[gandere]

I don't! I certainly don't! I most certainly don't!

[ But for good measure, there's a tsundere peeking over the lens of the camera, her hair fallen around her face. ]

Is it really alright?

[gandere]

[ HER MOTHER IS ~*SPOILERS*~ ]

It's hardly a temper tantrum. Do you want to see a tantrum?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Uh. Yeah, it's fine. It's actually kind of refreshing. You know, like when you eat only chocolate ice cream, but decide to try vanilla for a day.

[planet_rin]

You started with a situation that anyone listening can easily relate to, built up tension before revealing your final intent, and then made the ending clear despite never coming out and saying it directly. It's like you're a master storyteller.

[faithful_kitsune]

Only if you absolutely want to guarantee you will never see that hairbrush again.

[nomen_est_numen]

Shen does not know that it's best not to feed the troll-deres or whatever they're called, so he actually lets his temper get the better of him and replies.

"Yes, I believe I do 'get what you're saying.' And what you're saying is that you're completely insane! You've very neatly and effectively insured that no-one will do this for you, now, though I wonder if that fact will manage to penetrate your delusion."

That's really the pot complaining about the refractory index of the kettle, isn't it?

[gandere]

Well, say what you want, people will do anything for these crystals. Which would you prefer, fighting a bunch of monsters for these things or just fetching a hairbrush? Really, it's that easy to figure out.

[ At least to her. ]

Besides, just because you think I'm insane doesn't mean everyone else does.

[gandere]

Wait, so you're actually complimenting me? What's with you?

[gandere]

You wouldn't dare.