Megas exciting theme park fun!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

*So there's this girl, see. And she's obviously human, aside from that fang, and that REALLY long green hair. And there's a theme park around, which she megas has to check out, because holy moley, what fun! She's definitely getting into it too, with a silly souvenir hat, and some cotton candy, and all sorts of theme park happiness.

Now maybe you've been looking at all this theme park stuff dubiously. After all, it just sort of appeared, right? But that's not gonna stand.*

Hey, I betcha that's more fun to ride than it is to watch -- but I'm not you, am I? Wanna go on it with me?

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[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

So, here I am, trying to get this all straight. No memories. Working for the local government without choosing to. Gotta find Green Rocks to get memories back. And now an amusement park turns up overnight.

Frankly, I can't believe this isn't all a dream. There's no way reality could possibly be this far-fetched.

So why is there a girl without a care in the world even though we're in the same sit -- wait, what did she just say?

Wait, what? Why are you asking me?

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Well, you were lookin' all slack-jawed at it, so I thought maybes you were feelin' a bit intimidated about goin' on without someone. Besides, it's more fun t' do this stuff with other people, right?

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

It's an AMUSEMENT PARK that SUDDENLY APPEARED. How ELSE am I supposed to stare at this?!

All right, you have a point. Going around an amusement park by yourself is pretty lame.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Hey, maybe we could go on th' Tunnel of Love! Ahahahahaha, just messin' with ya. Those things are always kinda boring anyway. Hey, why don't you pick? I ain't fussy.

Name's Tsuruya, by the way!

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Did she just say Tunnel of Lov --

...

OI, DON'T PULL THAT CRAP, DAMMIT! Geez, my heart sounds like a machine gun right now!

...Kyon.

How about the Ferris wheel? We could see the entire place from up there.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Kyon, eh? Hmm, funny, something seems megas familiar about that name. No real memory of it, mind, just a hunch. I gets hunches, ya know.

Hey, great idea! I wanna see as much of this place as I can! Lead the way, good sir!

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

A hunch. How helpful.

Wait, why is she leaving directions to me like that? I don't know the way around this place any better than she does.

Um...right, sure.

Hey. Sign. Sign is good.

Walking toward the sign now.

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Ah... if you'd like, milady.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Great! Hope you don't mind getting wet, though, these log rides always get yas good. I'm Tsuruya by the way, and you?

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

As in... riding a log?

Erk. Pleased to meet you, Lady Tsuruya.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Well, a hollowed out log. It floats along those water paths, see? And then you get to that big hill, and...

*One goes over as she speaks, plunging downwards.*

KA-SPLASH! It's awesome!

Nice t' meet you, Erk! But just "Tsuruya," 'k? Don't need any fancy titles. I don't even remember if I was fancy to begin with anyway! Hahaha!

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Ah. That... makes sense, yes?

If you insist, mil-...Tsuruya. I'll keep that in mind.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Makes sense enough. And all the sense you need is your sense of adventure! Come on!

*She tugs on his arm, leading the way to the ride.*

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

Oh?

I had not intended to... 'ride', in honesty. ...You are certain these mechanisms are not intended for the torture of enemies?

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Well, I think it's more for th' torture of yer friends, honestly. And only th' really wussy ones. The swing rides like that one are pretty mild anyway.

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[Lawfer blinks at her in some measure of confusion for a bit.]

And you, lacking any friends, seek to torture me? It is right to submit to the wishes of a lady, but you ask much...

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Hey now, I'm just jokin'! Trust me, it's a lot more fun when yer actually on th' ride than when yer watchin' it.

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[Lawfer glances suspiciously at the horrifying whatever-the-heck that is and back again. There is a brief mumble that sounds something like 'Odin protect us'.]

I suppose, as watching it is of no 'fun' value whatsoever, things can only improve...

[He will take a step.]

You're quite certain the intent is not torture? It seems to me as if your hair could very easily be caught in the girders, leading to your early decapitation demise.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

You got kind of a morbid view 'a things, donchya? Well, accidents happen -- but they usually test these sortsa things so they don't. Anything beyond that and, well, it might've been you messin' around instead!

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

[Jr. grins hugely at her. A cute girl asking him to ride with her? Maybe this place wasn't so bad after all!]

Haha, do I!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Now THAT'S an answer! Hahahaha! Come on!

*See that Gigantic roller coaster called the Killer Snake? That's where you two are going, man.*

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

[Jr. is totally fine with this. In fact, it is awesome.]

You don't have to tell me twice!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

*Over they go!*

I'm Tsuruya, by the way! And that's all I gots right now! Haha! You?

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

I'm Jr.! That's all I can remember!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Looks like we're in the same boat, then -- not that that's a surprise! WEll, we'll all just have to work together to remember stuff, right? At least we got a nice welcome with this place though!