Megas exciting theme park fun!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

*So there's this girl, see. And she's obviously human, aside from that fang, and that REALLY long green hair. And there's a theme park around, which she megas has to check out, because holy moley, what fun! She's definitely getting into it too, with a silly souvenir hat, and some cotton candy, and all sorts of theme park happiness.

Now maybe you've been looking at all this theme park stuff dubiously. After all, it just sort of appeared, right? But that's not gonna stand.*

Hey, I betcha that's more fun to ride than it is to watch -- but I'm not you, am I? Wanna go on it with me?

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[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

That would be acceptable.

[Lawfer will cling to anything that's stably attached to the ground as he goes. Good gods, how was it even possible to travel that fast? Surely something had been dmamaged...]

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

*She helps him over to a bench.*

I did try t' warn ya. I'm sorry about that. Maybe we oughta stick with th' less crazys rides.

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[He'll twitch a little as he crawls onto the bench, hanging over the back and suppressing the urge to retch.]

The plan is made clear. To wear us down with such machinations 'til the release of death is sought... Fiendish.

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

[Jr. grins hugely at her. A cute girl asking him to ride with her? Maybe this place wasn't so bad after all!]

Haha, do I!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

*sigh* You seem megas cynical about everything. You musta gones through some real nasty stuff wherever you came from.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Now THAT'S an answer! Hahahaha! Come on!

*See that Gigantic roller coaster called the Killer Snake? That's where you two are going, man.*

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

[Jr. is totally fine with this. In fact, it is awesome.]

You don't have to tell me twice!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

*Over they go!*

I'm Tsuruya, by the way! And that's all I gots right now! Haha! You?

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

I'm Jr.! That's all I can remember!

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

H-How is it cynical when I have been subjected to forces the likes of which even Niflheim could not imagine?

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

It just seems like you always feel like somethin' bad's behind all of it. Roller coasters are supposed t' be fun, though! Not everybody likes 'em, but they ain't tryin' to hurt people or anything. You see anybody else look tortured gettin' off the ride?

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Looks like we're in the same boat, then -- not that that's a surprise! WEll, we'll all just have to work together to remember stuff, right? At least we got a nice welcome with this place though!

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I'm sure we'll remember stuff. We have to.

I gotta say, this awesome amusement park is a great way to welcome us!

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

When I have been abducted, magicked away to an unfamiliar land, relieved of my memories, and planted in a city where words like 'roller coaster' and 'cotton candy' describe concepts beyond the limits of my imagination, I will rightly take as much caution as I care to. It's very well for you and the others who derive some comfort from this... 'theme park', but I have not survived to my age by tossing my cares to the side and skipping about in search of fun.

You are welcome to do so; perhaps your culture encouraged such behavior. But do not chastise me for my concerns.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

*She sighs a bit. She understands, of course, even if she doesn't share the same philosophy by temperament. Still, she never likes seeing people looking blatantly miserable.*

Sorry. Didn't mean t' criticize yas. You just look so unhappy, is all.

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Can't say I've even heard of a carnival before now, but I'll keep that in mind, thank you.

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

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[Lawfer responds softly.]

I am.

...No, I must apologize in return. It is improper for an man - an adult - to burden a child with such worries. Childhood is for... 'fun'. I... simply cannot help myself.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

I know! Isn't it great? I'm having a megas blast!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Well, I ain't gonna say I understand entirely, but I won't press you on it. But... I hope life'll let you at least relax a little eventually. Otherwise you'll wear yourself out before you get your memory back.

Ah... Can I at least get you somethin' to drink?

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Well, you heard 'a one now! Hahaha! So what do you wanna do next?

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Touché. Well, there's something. What's an Iron Dragon?

[He's referring to one of the roller coasters in the park, judging by what he's looking at.]

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

...The offer is kind, but I believe that responsibility is mine.

[Lawfer, despite the many speeches he's just made, does not appear to be very keen on leaving his 'slouched-over-park-bench-waiting-to-retch' position, though.]

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Ooh! That's a roller coaster! It's a buncha cars, and they all go real fast up and down hills! It's real fun, but it's not fer the faint of heart! You faint of heart, Erk?

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

If you say so. You gonna be okay?

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

...now that I look at it, is it just a log ride without the water? And more steel?