anemoi | Megas exciting theme park fun!

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Megas exciting theme park fun!

*So there's this girl, see. And she's obviously human, aside from that fang, and that REALLY long green hair. And there's a theme park around, which she megas has to check out, because holy moley, what fun! She's definitely getting into it too, with a silly souvenir hat, and some cotton candy, and all sorts of theme park happiness.

Now maybe you've been looking at all this theme park stuff dubiously. After all, it just sort of appeared, right? But that's not gonna stand.*

Hey, I betcha that's more fun to ride than it is to watch -- but I'm not you, am I? Wanna go on it with me?

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Oh?

I had not intended to... 'ride', in honesty. ...You are certain these mechanisms are not intended for the torture of enemies?

Well, I think it's more for th' torture of yer friends, honestly. And only th' really wussy ones. The swing rides like that one are pretty mild anyway.

[Lawfer blinks at her in some measure of confusion for a bit.]

And you, lacking any friends, seek to torture me? It is right to submit to the wishes of a lady, but you ask much...

Hey now, I'm just jokin'! Trust me, it's a lot more fun when yer actually on th' ride than when yer watchin' it.

[Lawfer glances suspiciously at the horrifying whatever-the-heck that is and back again. There is a brief mumble that sounds something like 'Odin protect us'.]

I suppose, as watching it is of no 'fun' value whatsoever, things can only improve...

[He will take a step.]

You're quite certain the intent is not torture? It seems to me as if your hair could very easily be caught in the girders, leading to your early decapitation demise.

You got kind of a morbid view 'a things, donchya? Well, accidents happen -- but they usually test these sortsa things so they don't. Anything beyond that and, well, it might've been you messin' around instead!

Your head be upon it.

Though I shall endeavor to keep your head on... your shoulders. And not it. ...Naturally.

[This awkward proclamation is followed by Lawfer solidly leading the way to what seems to him to be the entrance; Tsuruya may want to redirect him away from the concession stand and towards the gate.]

Hahahahaha! Hey, you got a sense a' humor after all! Uh, but th' way to th' ride is over this way.

I have been told my sense of humor is excellent when it is not being suffocated by my sense of propriety. I remain uncertain of what that could mean.

[Given that Lawfer has no memories of anything, that is probably another joke. Perhaps to cover up his embarrassment at being forced to make an about-turn.]

Hahahahahaha! Hey, you're not so bad! I'm Tsuruya, by the way, and you?

*She leads the way to the ride's REAL entrance.*

Lawfer.

...There should be more, but I believe you would understand my condition.

Of course, of course. We're all in th' same boat, after all. I'm sure we'll all have more t' tell each other soon enough, though. At least it means we can make impressions without gettin' saddled by any baggage, right?

You believe you have less than honorable memories? As far myself, thinking in such a manner is of little comfort. Noble or no, I would know it all.

I wouldn't know if I can't remember, right? I don't think I got too much trouble with my memories, though. I just got a feeling I don't got a lot of stuff hiding in my closet.

I get your feelings, though. It's not that I don't miss my memories. Just, well, I'm having fun right now making new ones.

You take the situation well in stride, for a child. Keen on having fun... I regret I cannot be as carefree.

Well, we can't all be like that. Me, I just like to sit back and let fun come as it may, you know? I mean, I can't do anything about not remembering stuff, so it's not worth worrying about it too hard. We'll get our answers eventually. I trust 'em when they say these anemoi will help us.

...I do not. The situation is too alien for me to willingly believe the first people who find me. For all I know, this entire situation is a sham. You may be a sham.

But it's too tiring to be cautious to that extent.

It is, yeah. And megas unproductive. You let yourself worry too much and you'll get paralyzed by 'em. I'd rather leave the worrying for when there's something to worry about, and even then I'd rather just take care of it, you know?

Oh, we're nearly at the front now!

...

[Lawfer will let the matter drop for now in favor of escorting Tsuruya.]

As you were so eager to ride, perhaps you should choose the seats.

Hmm. Well, I'd wanna ride in front, but you're still a greenhorn to this sorta stuff so... Let's take the middle, huh?

My preferences are of no importance. The lady deserves as she desires.

[Lawfer blocks the way and motions for Tsuruya to step to the front.]

You are more green than I, in any case.

Ahahahahahahaha, I get it! Man, you're great!

*Still grinning like a madman, she gets up in the front car.*

Don't say I didn't warn ya, now!

[Lawfer looks startled for a moment before they are buckled in by the restraint.]

...I had thought you said torture was not involved. What I saw was... simply a manner of visual illusion, no?

No, really, it ain't torture! They're just makin' sure yer safe. It's a thrill ride, after all!

*Speaking of -- it seems like this is one of those ones that goes fast right off the bat. Wheeee!*

[Paranoia is justified this is totally a trick he knew it they're going to harvest his organs after he dies of shock Lawfer grunts as he slams back in his seat from the speed and frantically shakes the restraint.]

I am not thrilled.

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