Megas exciting theme park fun!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

*So there's this girl, see. And she's obviously human, aside from that fang, and that REALLY long green hair. And there's a theme park around, which she megas has to check out, because holy moley, what fun! She's definitely getting into it too, with a silly souvenir hat, and some cotton candy, and all sorts of theme park happiness.

Now maybe you've been looking at all this theme park stuff dubiously. After all, it just sort of appeared, right? But that's not gonna stand.*

Hey, I betcha that's more fun to ride than it is to watch -- but I'm not you, am I? Wanna go on it with me?

Comments

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

You'd think they'd give us a map to keep from getting lost instead of just signs. I'm not sure I could navigate this place even WITH those signs!

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Maybe they do that on purpose! You get lost, and you're all, "Hey, I don't know where I am, but ooh that ride looks neat, and hey, I think I want a churro or something." That's marketing!

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

...How very devious. Then again, I shouldn't expect better from people in the tourism industry.

But then what happens when they get lost and they've tried all the rides around?

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Well, then while yer tryin' to find your way out, you run into the souvenir shops, and you think, "Man, I'd sure like to take a bit of this park away with me," or "I should get a gift for my friends," and before you know it, you gots mugs and stuff. Genius!

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Just where are you getting all of this?

You're starting to sound a little TOO versed in the shady mechanics of tourism.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Who knows? Maybes I was a teenage business guru back home! Hahahaha!

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

I'll believe it when I see it.

Looks like we've hit the descent.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, seems like it. Still, it was nice seein' the layout and all, huh? Boy, those carnies must move megas fast.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

They'd have to, to raise an entire theme park in an instant.

So what do you want to do when we get off?

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Hmm... well, you wanna do something fast and crazy? We could always get somethin' to eat too. They got lotsa snacks around here, even if they charge an arm and a leg for 'em.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

...The former, then the latter.

Better to eat less than to throw up and lose it all. And it's not like I know I can take it.

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

Megas SWEET! Let's go do the Twister! That one looks AMAZING!

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

...All right. Sounds like a plan.

I hope I didn't eat before coming here...

[lifesmegassweet.livejournal.com]

All right! Man, you and me, we're gonna have megas fun together, I can feel it!