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[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

[Video]

[There is a figure who is mostly muttering to himself, back turned to the phone - all that could be seen is a shock of green hair]

Looks like you fine folks were in the middle of some serious demolition here - wherever HERE is, it sure ain't Gotham but it'll do for now.

[Suddenly he turns around - The man with the white "makeup" and too wide grin looms close enough that his nose is squashed against the screen]

Well hello you happy people! Now that I am here, I am sure that we will have loooooots of fun!

[He draws back to a more reasonable distance, still grinning, though it now has a sinister cast]

It looks like you fellows are all dull little boys and girls, all work-work-work for some goldfish pebbles and no play at all. Well, I'm going to shake things up.

*BBBPFFFFFFFT!*

[He blows a spectacularly large raspberry]

Heha-haha!

Comments

Private

[doctor_despot]

[Oh. Now here was a pleasant fellow. Although, did he just mention his town name? Well, well.]

Ah. Another person brought in with all his memories, eh? A big welcome to Sirocco to you.

Re: Private

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

Oh - so I wasn't the only winner of the memory lottery then? So who are you?

Private

[doctor_despot]

Me? Mhm. I'm the Doctor. And quite soon, the king of this world. Pleased to make your acquaintance, erm... ah, so who are you?

Re: Private

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

A king? Well, looks like we're both royalty. The name's Joker - Clown Prince of Crime back in Gotham City.

You can have the world, it's not like there's anything of value in it.

Re: Private

[doctor_despot]

Ah, a clown motif. But I'm sure you're as much of a wild card as your namesake is.

[Not that the man isn't ambitious in anyway.]

This place is actually quite interesting. It's like fragments of other worlds were put together, piece by piece. I would like to own this world.

Re: Private

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

Indeed, a whole world of scrap metal. So you gotta reason for ringing me up, eh Doc?

Private

[doctor_despot]

Ah. But can't even scrap metal be put together to create innovations? Like, say... tanks, weapons. Something, anything, that's far more impressive.

And I just wanted to drop by and greet a fellow, ah... memory lottery winner.

1/2

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*What. WHAT.

Who the hell is this guy? Kotetsu's seen his fair share of crazies in his jobs -- not that he remembers one of the BIGGEST ones currently -- but this guy takes the case.*

Oi! Who the hell are you? Hell of a way to introduce yourself, you --

2/2

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*...he just said the name of a town that wasn't Sirocco.*

Wait, you remember something other than your name?!

Re: 2/2

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

Of cooourse, I never forget - except did I remember to feed the hyenas? Nah, not like it matters.

[He easily blows off the question with a flippant shrug of his shoulders]

Maybe it's because I won the memory lottery. Or maaaaybe you're just someone's little experiment. Who knows with you capes.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*That hits a little close to home considering nobody really knows WHY those big god thingies knocked the memories out of people. But he tries not to show it.*

Sounds like you're familiar with heroes. Then you know damn well if we hear you screwing with people anywhere in this city, we're going to be over there in no time flat to kick your ass, right?

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

Uh-huh, that's what they all say, so what are you? Captain Hipster, Incredible Newsboy?

They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with the capes.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

I'm WILD TIGER, goddamnit! And don't you forget it!

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

Aw, what a vicious kitty we have here - and at least have the decency to wear some tights that align with your code name, you reeeeally shouldn't leave people guessing.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*You ASSHOLE. He misses that suit. :(*

Oh trust me, you'll know when I mean business! I don't know who the hell you are or what you're up to, or why the hell you get to remember stuff, but there's no way I'm letting you run amok in my damn city!

[wontdieifkilled]

Shake things up? What are you planning to do?

[Something about the way Joker said that makes Shirou suspicious. And overruling his surprise that he remembers something other than his name.]

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

Oh... dear, I haven't quite decided yet! And even if I did - it would juuust ruin the Sur-prise if I did tell you.

[wontdieifkilled]

I'd rather make sure everyone's safe than surprised.

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

Well here's a party pooper. Really, kids these days - no sense of adventure!

[wontdieifkilled]

It's not fun when someone gets hurt, so it ends up defeating itself.

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

You're right - it's not fun.

It's Hilarious!

Mehehehehahaha!

[wontdieifkilled]

...No. That kind of thinking is twisted.

[trustycrowbar]

[Oh GAWD. Even if he's not sure if he was ever afraid of clowns, this creepy jackass is making a serious case for it.]

Just who the hell are you? I don't remember any circus acts coming through the labs lately.

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

I am Joker - a one-man one-ring circus of comedy, poindexter.

[trustycrowbar]

Oh yeah, like I haven't heard THAT one before... [What? He just remembered high school. Let's just say it involved an elaborate tour of the interior of the lockers. You've caught him in a VERY good mood, freakshow.]

You didn't come through the labs and yet you have a smartphone. And remember where you came from. What'd you do, break out of the loony bin and mug one someone for it?

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

Giiiive this man a cigar!

[trustycrowbar]

Uh huh... [He doesn't sound convinced.]

Something tells me your definition of "shaking things up" doesn't exactly involve making suggestive balloon animals for the kids, either.

[nomen_est_numen]

"Oh, wonderful. Karkat's relatives have come to call."

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, that wasn't ominous or anything.