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anemoi2012-04-14 09:42 am
nomen_est_numen) wrote in anemoi2012-04-14 09:42 am
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OMG SO LATE... T_T
[Action + video on whatever Sirocco has for an internet]
Anyone in or around the police station is going to have an interesting story to tell when they get home, probably only to find out that someone filmed it and it's gone viral in the space of an hour. At about 14:20 the door is kicked open regardless of the fact that it's an automatic sliding door and an enraged giant Peacock comes stalking in, dragging something behind him that's trussed up with a rope. He drags said something through the remains of the doorframe and over the shattered glass.
That something turns out to be a man in a homemade costume comprised mainly of green tentacles.
"Foolisch mortal," the man wheezes, his lateral lisp apparent even behind the tentacle mask that would muffle the diction of Julie Andrews. "You cannot defeat Mighty X'ghthagn'q scho easchily! Reality quakesch in my presenche! Gasche upon the fasche of madne--OW!" He breaks off as he's kicked soundly in the kidneys by a metal-shot foot. Shen then grabs hold of the mess of tentacles and flab and bodily lifts it from the floor, depositing it on the nearest desk with a rather squishy thud.
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!" the bird exclaims. "Do something about this idiot!"
"You will schpend eternity in abject madnesch for thisch! Ia! Ia! X'ghthagh'q fhtagn--" He breaks off again as Shen, having drawn his guan dao, whacks him smartly upside the cranium, rendering him unconscious for a moment.
"There. I've even rendered him docile for you."
As the duty officer whose desk is now covered in betentacled geek opens her mouth to say something, the Mighty X'ghthagn'q stirs and groans. "Whu... whahappen....?"
"Me stopping you getting yourself killed in that ridiculous ensemble happened," Shen answers. He turns on one foot and stalks back out the door, leaving a very flabbergasted police station in his wake.
[Later, action]
An example of the Sirocco PD shows up at the Ermis and is asking around if anyone can tell him where to find the giant white talking Peacock who'd caused so much damage earlier that day.
Anyone in or around the police station is going to have an interesting story to tell when they get home, probably only to find out that someone filmed it and it's gone viral in the space of an hour. At about 14:20 the door is kicked open regardless of the fact that it's an automatic sliding door and an enraged giant Peacock comes stalking in, dragging something behind him that's trussed up with a rope. He drags said something through the remains of the doorframe and over the shattered glass.
That something turns out to be a man in a homemade costume comprised mainly of green tentacles.
"Foolisch mortal," the man wheezes, his lateral lisp apparent even behind the tentacle mask that would muffle the diction of Julie Andrews. "You cannot defeat Mighty X'ghthagn'q scho easchily! Reality quakesch in my presenche! Gasche upon the fasche of madne--OW!" He breaks off as he's kicked soundly in the kidneys by a metal-shot foot. Shen then grabs hold of the mess of tentacles and flab and bodily lifts it from the floor, depositing it on the nearest desk with a rather squishy thud.
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!" the bird exclaims. "Do something about this idiot!"
"You will schpend eternity in abject madnesch for thisch! Ia! Ia! X'ghthagh'q fhtagn--" He breaks off again as Shen, having drawn his guan dao, whacks him smartly upside the cranium, rendering him unconscious for a moment.
"There. I've even rendered him docile for you."
As the duty officer whose desk is now covered in betentacled geek opens her mouth to say something, the Mighty X'ghthagn'q stirs and groans. "Whu... whahappen....?"
"Me stopping you getting yourself killed in that ridiculous ensemble happened," Shen answers. He turns on one foot and stalks back out the door, leaving a very flabbergasted police station in his wake.
[Later, action]
An example of the Sirocco PD shows up at the Ermis and is asking around if anyone can tell him where to find the giant white talking Peacock who'd caused so much damage earlier that day.
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Meanwhile, while he's musing the catboi is hyperventilating slightly. "Why am I at the police staytion agaaaaain? Did someone--oh. Ooh. Hell-o there. You, over there. Aren't you... yummy. I think I see what happened here. YOU're the one who kidnapped me weren't you?"
"W-huh?!" Gordon actually bristles a little and shuffles backwards. "Ye--I mean no! I only--"
"Nono coke-bottles, not you. The pretty birdy next to you. What's YOUR name?"
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"..." he observes. This is followed by an equally witty: "Whj...." And summed up with a fantastically erudite: "Wh-why d'you want to know?"
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"I'm a sucker for a sexy voice. And well... you've got some niiice plumage on top of that. What do you say we go and--ACK!" He yelps as the cop takes him by the collar like an amorous kitten by the scruff of the neck.
"C'mon, buddy, you're here because you were wrecking havoc in the Labs! Capitan Crowbar over there brought you in!"
"Gck--I'm not Captain Crowbar, dammit!" Gordon protests.
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He looks at Gordon. Then at the duty officer. Notices said officer is female.
"... Do I really have that attractive of a voice?" he asks, nonplussed.
"Not my place to say, sir," the duty officer replies with admirable detachment, though she can't hide the blush that crosses her face quite so easily. Shen sighs. Facewings. "Perhaps I'll, er, just make my way to the League headquarters now, shall I?"
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