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[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*Something's gnawing at Kotetsu. Like a desperate urge. He tries to distract himself from it by kicking the butts of a few more low level villains, but eventually he can't seem to fight it anymore.*

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RIGHT! I have no idea why I feel like I need to mention ANY OF THIS CRAP, but I can't take it anymore! Guys! I brush my teeth while I'm in the bath! I always clip my nails too short! It's really freaking stupid but I end up really liking any actresses that show up in my dreams! I WAS FREAKING NUMBER 6 OUT OF 7 ON THE HEROES LIST BEFORE BUNNY SHOWED UP AND BECAME MY PARTNER! There! I said it! I don't even know why because it's not like they were weighing on my head but it's like a big freaking burden's been lifted!

Okay! I'm gonna go drink myself into an alcoholic stupor now! BYE.

((OOC: 1% on his ranking before meeting Bunny.))

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[snippysnipe]

Oh, I'm sure the city is perfectly safe with guys like you in charge. Protecting this place can't be much harder than trimming your toenails, after all.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Hey, don't make it sound like some sorta child's game! This is serious stuff you know!

[snippysnipe]

That was sarcasm, by the way. For some reason I felt like I needed to tell you that.

Anyway, I know it's serious, idiot. That's why there should be competent people running the show, not guys like you.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Hah! Like you'd do it any better! Okay, Mr. Smarty Pants, but don't say I didn't warn you! I'm just waiting to have to bail your ass out when you get in too deep!

[snippysnipe]

Prison is the last place any of you dolts would find me. Thanks for the warning, though.