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anemoi2012-06-02 04:49 pm
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[There's Klaxons ringing everywhere in the only functioning Jail in the city, as the surviving police station, and even the Justice League HQ got the calls:
Prisoner Escape. Criminal Known as The Joker has blown a hole in the prison wall, the Warden is also missing. Evidence so far concludes the Warden left with The Joker willing.
Anyone who passes by the Jail will get a huge man-shaped hole in the wall, rubble, many other criminals being made to sit in the courtyard with other prison officers watching them as police officers scurry over the scene with equipment.]
[There's Klaxons ringing everywhere in the only functioning Jail in the city, as the surviving police station, and even the Justice League HQ got the calls:
Prisoner Escape. Criminal Known as The Joker has blown a hole in the prison wall, the Warden is also missing. Evidence so far concludes the Warden left with The Joker willing.
Anyone who passes by the Jail will get a huge man-shaped hole in the wall, rubble, many other criminals being made to sit in the courtyard with other prison officers watching them as police officers scurry over the scene with equipment.]
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Okay, so seriously, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
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All right, how're we going to do this? The guards'll probably need some help keeping the prisoners in line; they'll start to get creative soon. We need someone to start asking around to see if anyone saw what happened, too.
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Yeah, sure. Can you ask some of the inmates what happened while you're at it? They're unreliable sources but all of 'em together might paint a better picture.
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[Is that an observation, or a suggestion?]
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*He saunters over to them.*
Nice day, eh boys? Kind of a crazy turn of events though!
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[Especially when faced with the cryptic image of a person-shaped outline in a solid wall.]
What in the hell happened here? [That's mostly rhetorical, but he was planning on finding out.]
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[An officer pointed to the wall before snapping pictures]
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Hell, looks like he used himself as a wrecking ball... Or someone else. Either way that's a crapload of force we're talking about. [Yes, "crapload" is a technical term.]
Any idea what he used? Explosives, maybe? Naw, there'd be carbon-scoring somewhere. Plus there wouldn't be much left of the body to smash through the wall...
late? Of course I'm not late!
Wow. A hole shaped just like him? That's...actually kind of impressive.
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[Gordon chimes in, studying the thing from outside the cordoning police tape. Oh Gordon. You're still dealing in real-world physics. How cute.]
Hey Danny, you see anything in there he could have used to blast his way out? Just... anything strange?
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[Danny shakes his head.] I didn't see anything though. Wasn't really looking, to be honest, but all I see is...a very impressively shaped hole in the wall.
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[He skirts the tape, trying to avoid disturbing the scene, but his suit makes him a few inches wider than normal. After knocking over a standing cone he decides to hell with it and just trudges through.]
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[yeeeaaaahhhh, Danny's never really done his research on any of his villains to inform him of what to do next. He's more the 'barge in, fuck all the shit up, cleverly fix it last minute' first, research later type.]
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But how would he have gotten one in the first place?
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