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Lord Shen ([personal profile] nomen_est_numen) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-06-21 12:25 am

And we have our first PC monster

[After hearing about the monsters and witnessing Ran's pyrotechnics, Shen went on to see what all the hubbub was about. He's already encountered civilians screaming and running from horrible slime creatures and another one beating a giant bug senseless with an umbrella. In some ways, it looks like someone took 'normal day in Sirocco' and cranked it up to eleven.]

[He rounds the corner and passes a cafe with a giant hole in the wall and is nearly to the end of the block when the wave of dizziness hits him. He staggers and leans against a lamppost. Panting and nauseous, he has maybe a moment to wonder what the hell is happening to him before he blacks out.]

[Instead of falling to the sidewalk like any normal being, however, his senseless form twitches violently and, with a terrible wet cracking and a tearing of fabric, he changes, transforming into a ten-foot-tall monstrosity. Two pairs of sparse, pointy wings beat the air while a third pair curl inward, the claws at the end twitching. The feet develop foot-long talons, the legs bend unnaturally at two pairs of hips, the tail becomes a thrashing, barbed whip. Three glowing red eyes flick open and the beak opens, displaying row upon row of sharp teeth, emitting a horrific, multitoned squawk.]

[This creature that used to be Shen gouges at the sidewalk with its talons as people flee, screaming. Its wings snap outward and it takes to the air. Is it leaving the city?]

[No such luck. It folds its wings and dives, talons outstretched, into a crowd that attempts to scatter. Its shriek can be heard for nearly a mile.]
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (Gotta use the brain thingy man)

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[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-22 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
YEOW!

*He scrambles backward awkwardly and without grace.*

All right, beaky, looks like we're gonna have to get wild here!

*He activates...*
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (Whoooa.)

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[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-22 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
*Or tries to, anyway. All he really gets is a massive coughing fit.*

*COUGH COUGH* Wh-what the -- *COUGH* THAT'S never happened before!

*That's okay, Kotetsu, we're sure it happens to plenty of guys.*
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (It wasn't me it was the one-armed man!)

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-22 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
N-nice big bird! Can't we all just get a -- YEEOW!

*Getting time is go! Damnit, this is so humiliating!*
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (Nowhere to hide)

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-22 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
*Kotetsu does NOT waste this opportunity. He dives into a convenient hiding spot.*

CrapcrapcrapcrapCRAP, come on, NEXT power, don't fail me now!

*Again he attempts to activate. Again he coughs.*

No -- *cough* -- no way...
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (Yeeeeeep.)

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-22 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
*If there's one place that's pretty terrible to be caught without any super powers at all, it's in the middle of a kaiju fight giant monster warzone. It doesn't help there's a lot of debris in the way, so now he can't really get out whether he likes it or not.

He pulls out his cell phone.*


OI! OII! I need backup! Like FIVE MINUTES AGO!
stinglikeabat: (A conversation portrait you say?)

Voice

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-06-22 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, where are you? In the place with all the loud screeching and the crashing or the place with the... koala... er. I hope it's the first one!
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (The BEST!)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-22 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you know, those drop bears can really cause some serious I'M IN THE FORMER WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK, DUMBASS?!
stinglikeabat: (Why Anastasia why)

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-06-22 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's no need to yell about it!

I'm on my way! Try not to die!
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (Gotta use the brain thingy man)

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-22 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
I can't make any promises if you don't get here pronto!

*Worrying about why he's suddenly in desperate need of superhero viagra can come later!*
stinglikeabat: (Concentration)

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-06-22 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Joachim's getting closer.]

I can see smoke... What's going on over there?
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (Brain broken thanks)

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-23 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno! There's these two giant monsters duking it out in the middle of town! It's friggin' nuts!
stinglikeabat: (The weight of a hero's duties)

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-06-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
...I see them now! Goodness, they are big.

[He actually sounds pretty worried. He's used to big monsters, but less used to them rampaging around in a city full of helpless civilians.]

Where are you? And what's the plan?
the_ko_stands_for_tiger: (That's nasty man)

[personal profile] the_ko_stands_for_tiger 2012-06-23 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Over here by this rubble pile where the barber's used to be!

And our plan is we get out of here, and I figure WHY THE HELL I'M HACKING UP A LUNG EVERY TIME I FRIGGIN' TRY TO USE MY POWER!
stinglikeabat: (You mean me?)

[personal profile] stinglikeabat 2012-06-23 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
You can't use your powers? So... no fighting them, then, got it!

[His voice is starting to become audible from both the phone and down the street. He's sticking close to what's left of the walls.]