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Lord Shen ([personal profile] nomen_est_numen) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-06-21 12:25 am

And we have our first PC monster

[After hearing about the monsters and witnessing Ran's pyrotechnics, Shen went on to see what all the hubbub was about. He's already encountered civilians screaming and running from horrible slime creatures and another one beating a giant bug senseless with an umbrella. In some ways, it looks like someone took 'normal day in Sirocco' and cranked it up to eleven.]

[He rounds the corner and passes a cafe with a giant hole in the wall and is nearly to the end of the block when the wave of dizziness hits him. He staggers and leans against a lamppost. Panting and nauseous, he has maybe a moment to wonder what the hell is happening to him before he blacks out.]

[Instead of falling to the sidewalk like any normal being, however, his senseless form twitches violently and, with a terrible wet cracking and a tearing of fabric, he changes, transforming into a ten-foot-tall monstrosity. Two pairs of sparse, pointy wings beat the air while a third pair curl inward, the claws at the end twitching. The feet develop foot-long talons, the legs bend unnaturally at two pairs of hips, the tail becomes a thrashing, barbed whip. Three glowing red eyes flick open and the beak opens, displaying row upon row of sharp teeth, emitting a horrific, multitoned squawk.]

[This creature that used to be Shen gouges at the sidewalk with its talons as people flee, screaming. Its wings snap outward and it takes to the air. Is it leaving the city?]

[No such luck. It folds its wings and dives, talons outstretched, into a crowd that attempts to scatter. Its shriek can be heard for nearly a mile.]
not_good_not_wicked: (Okay maybe not ENTIRELY sober)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-24 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Human-looking, but very wobbly. Unlike Shen, All her stuff is torn and battered but still at least covering her up. The only thing that came through unscathed is her hat, which somehow isn't even dirty.]

...The hell happened?
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[personal profile] third_alternative 2012-06-24 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Not much, you just turned into some laser monster thing for a while there.
not_good_not_wicked: (Oh fuck she looks mad)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-24 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
A...laser monster...?
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[personal profile] third_alternative 2012-06-24 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Or something. I don't know, all I did was kick it over.
not_good_not_wicked: (Oops)

1/2

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-24 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[She surveys the damage from her monster fight with Shen.]

You mean I could cause all of this?

That is...
third_alternative: (so is it okay that i broke outer space?)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2012-06-24 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
...Okay yeah it was pretty cool. Watching two EVOs duke it out is way better than any movie!
not_good_not_wicked: (Hey free spellbooks!)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-24 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I bet I was totally kicking that other monster's butt.
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[personal profile] third_alternative 2012-06-24 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, you were kicking each other's butts. Until I got there, anyway.
not_good_not_wicked: (Fuck you pal)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-24 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaaat? Lame!

I mean I guess it's good that we didn't set the whole town on fire, but...
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[personal profile] third_alternative 2012-06-25 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding me? The part where I came in was the best part of the whole fight!
not_good_not_wicked: (Pay attention dammit!)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-25 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well of course you'd say that. Bet you'd be singing a different tune if it had been YOU as the giant monster.
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[personal profile] third_alternative 2012-06-26 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Doubt it. Besides, I wouldn't be a giant monster in the first place!
not_good_not_wicked: (Okay maybe not ENTIRELY sober)

[personal profile] not_good_not_wicked 2012-06-26 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing, keep telling that to your...

guhhh...

Think I need to lie down for a while. Took a bit more out of me than I thought.