The Dave Signal!

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This is what I get for daring to mention I was bored, isn't it?

Hey Justice League, there's a bunch of giant monsters rampaging around, furiously humping buildings into rubble. This is supposed to be your thing, isn't it? Get out there and save some fleeing citizens.

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[wontdieifkilled]

[...Oh. That's right, he had a job to do.]

Trace, on.

[Shirou focused inwards, into the hill where all of his swords were. A dozen legendary swords appeared and flew at the monster.]

[has_a_blog]

[Dave pulled out a pair of floating record turntables, did something with them, and suddenly the number of swords doubled. The observant might notice, though, that they are disappearing after they hit the monster.

Koalathulhu roared in pain, but didn't seem seriously hurt. Just angry.]

[wontdieifkilled]

[Okay, one of the swords in Shirou's mental world has to have some additional properties that will arise when properly wielded, rather than fired like a missile. He fairly quickly comes across one, since it had been inside the Gate of Babylon, and projects it. Letting the sword's experience flow into him, he takes an unfamiliar fighting stance, then unleashes an almighty swing at the monster. The sword never touches it, but the blast of light that erupts from the blade does.]

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[Koalathulhu turns to charge the two boys and do something probably unspeakable to them, only to get nailed by the blast of light and knocked over. Dave followed up the attack with a jumping slash that encased a flailing arm in ice.]

[wontdieifkilled]

[Hey, that wasn't a bad idea. Shirou repeats Dave's maneuver, sword and all -- though his lacks as much power.]