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anemoi2012-06-30 03:51 pm
longstreakofnothing) wrote in anemoi2012-06-30 03:51 pm
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[Hey, everyone. It's Theta Sigma again. He looks a bit... annoyed.]
'Allo. I've got a question.
[He hefts a little brown and white kitten into view.]
Anyone want a cat? I can't handle this animal, I just can't--
"That's 'cuz you're a wuss!" [Yes, that tiny voice came from the kitten. It TALKS.]
You can see why, can't you?
"You just can't handle my sheer good looks and virility! You're threatened, human! Threate--oo!" [This last happens because he drops the kitten into a box.]
Otherwise, he's a perfectly normal kitty. Collar says his name's 'Mittens,' but I don't think it fits 'im. If you take 'im off my hands you can name him whatever you want.
"box box box box box box box box box...."
'Allo. I've got a question.
[He hefts a little brown and white kitten into view.]
Anyone want a cat? I can't handle this animal, I just can't--
"That's 'cuz you're a wuss!" [Yes, that tiny voice came from the kitten. It TALKS.]
You can see why, can't you?
"You just can't handle my sheer good looks and virility! You're threatened, human! Threate--oo!" [This last happens because he drops the kitten into a box.]
Otherwise, he's a perfectly normal kitty. Collar says his name's 'Mittens,' but I don't think it fits 'im. If you take 'im off my hands you can name him whatever you want.
"box box box box box box box box box...."