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[longstreakofnothing]

[Hey, everyone. It's Theta Sigma again. He looks a bit... annoyed.]

'Allo. I've got a question.

[He hefts a little brown and white kitten into view.]

Anyone want a cat? I can't handle this animal, I just can't--

"That's 'cuz you're a wuss!" [Yes, that tiny voice came from the kitten. It TALKS.]

You can see why, can't you?

"You just can't handle my sheer good looks and virility! You're threatened, human! Threate--oo!" [This last happens because he drops the kitten into a box.]


Otherwise, he's a perfectly normal kitty. Collar says his name's 'Mittens,' but I don't think it fits 'im. If you take 'im off my hands you can name him whatever you want.

"box box box box box box box box box...."

Comments

[trustycrowbar]

...How did that thing not turn back after we set off the signal?

[longstreakofnothing]

No idea. I only found him in the wrecked labs because he was yelping.

[trustycrowbar]

That signal should have changed everyone back... well, Rex DID mention that some of these EVOs will be incurable. Maybe Schrodinger here, is one of them.

[longstreakofnothing]

Oooo, good name, I like it. Much better than 'Mittens.'

"Anything's better than 'Mittens.' Sheesh." [A kitten head pokes out of the box.] "Oh, hey, it's the weirdo. Still fightin' with birds for a da--niao!"

[He's gently but firmly stuffed back into the box.]

This one can stay in its box, though, as far as I'm concerned.

[trustycrowbar]

[He snorts a laugh.]

You and me both. You find anyone to take him in yet? Don't take that as an offer, by the way. M' not exactly a cat person.

[Especially not THAT cat.]