☆ One! [ voice / action ]

[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

[ V O I C E ]

Oh--now it's working!

[He's had some trouble with this smart phone thing, but after fiddling with it for half an hour he's pretty much figured it out. He clears his throat and searches for the mic before speaking. Don't want to not be heard, y'know!]

Alright, so I guess we're all government agents or something?

[There's a pause, followed by shuffling.]

Shit, I knew I put that thing somewhere...a-ha! Found it!

The name's Alfred, and I need Gilbert to come open the door! I've already lost my key. Got my ID, just...not the key.

[ A C T I O N ]

[Alfred's wandering up and down the halls, and whenever he comes to his room, 313, he lingers, stares at the door, then moves on. Dammit, if he had just put it somewhere he'd remember--! But oh well, he's already here, and eventually he'll stick his hands in his pockets and realize the key is in his left pocket. It's strange, but he feels like the right is of some really huge importance.]

Comments

[action]

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Oi. What're you doing here?

[action]

[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

[Alfred is also fascinated with this phone, and preoccupies himself with it during his block of loitering. His attention is snapped clean from it, though, when oh god there's a guy marching toward him. Welp.]

Huh? Oh! This is my room! I'm just waiting for my roomie to show up so I can get in.

[action]

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

What're you talking about? This is my room.

[action]

[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

Unless your name's Gilbert, then fuck no it's not.

[action]

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

My name is Gilbert, and this is my room.

...Wait. So you've heard of the Awesome Me already?

[action]

[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[Alright, not how he expected to meet his roomie--or what he expected Gilbert to be like with that name--but he shakes his shock away and thrusts his hand out for a handshake.]

Hey! I'm Alfred, and I'm your new roommate! What, nobody told you?

[action]

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

...Roommate?

[action]

[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

[AMERICA DOES NOT NOTICE. Or just refuses to, this is kind of hilarious.]

Yeah! What, not gonna shake my hand? Promise I'm not infected.

[action]

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

...You'd better not be some sort of goody two shoes wuss like a lot of the guys here.

[Video]

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

You're sharing your room with Gilbert?

You have my sympathy.

[Video]

[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

[Oh man the video option is awesome. But anyway!]

What, is he a bad dude?

[Video]

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

[Ky switches to video in return.]

I don't know him enough to determine if he's bad. However, he is quite egotistical and arrogant.

[Video]

[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

Doesn't sound like anything I can't handle!

[Video]

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

Are you sure?

[Video]

[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

Of course I am! He could be a raving lunatic and I could take him! I'm just that kind of guy.

[Video]

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

What gives you this confidence?

[Video]

[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure I'm born with it!

[Video]

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

Born with it? That doesn't make sense to me.